TheFrugalWizard

I ride Smaug down and roast Shadowfax while grabbing the sandwich.

I'd store it away until I needed it. WWYDIYF a sandwich containing ingredients you've never seen before in your pocket?

Thomas looks into a mirror, goes into shock because of what he sees, and I take the sandwich.

Slightly graphic, possibly offensive? Will delete it if necessary, let me know.

Chuck Norris didn't run the bridge. It ran from him.

When Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, Chuck Norris got some installed in his hologram room. The sun sets every morning because that's when Chuck Norris wakes up. When Chuck Norris looks at a stop sign, it becomes a go sign. Death Valley used to be a flourishing place of flowers and life. Then Chuck Norris went there. Birds don't migrate. Chuck norris moves north, and the birds run away. Bears don't hibernate. Winter is Chuck Norris's hunting season. They came up with the mach system to measure the speed of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris breathes air. Five times a day.

"I suppose this will have to do. I will press charges."

My reason is that he assaulted me.

The wizard sizes up the short man and finally says, "Do I even need a reason?"

Wizard stares at the man, annoyed and slightly upset. "Well? Where's my money?"

"As you can see, I am quite upet at this man. I would like to sue him."

The man, without losing a beat, proceeds to tackle the wizard.

"Well, he's right here, he just won't let me tell you anything about him." A very bloody looking, very short man walks in. He looks extremely grumpy.

"Unfortunatley, I can't tell you that. all I can tell you is that he is very reclusive."

"I have someone that I would like to sue for a substantial amount of money."

Let me just say: this whole page is absolutely hilarious. Mind if I join?

OK them we just need some more interest and we can start. Once I get at least one or two other people, we can start and go from there. Edit: Okay I think we can just start, and we'll do live sessions when we get more prople. Can you send me your character? lvl. 1 if that makes a difference. Edit: this thread seems dead. Private message me if you stumble upon this thread and are interested.

Works for me if you're up that early. I was thinking Sat morning SGT (Friday evening EST).

To Chuck Norris, a world record is a prerequisite.

An extremley large lion eats the Little Einsteins and takes the sandwich.

I will give you twenty-one mini chocolate chips. I have a candle that appears to have been bitten out of.

Say that it's possible

I asked for a picture from Frugal Wizard's Guide, and it told me that The Frugal Wizard was about Harry Potter in 15th-century England...?

Not sure what that is... looks like a turtle flying above a galaxy? 9/10. Looks cool!

Great! I'm glad you're interested. Once I get a bit more interest we can start a campaign. With you as SGT, that makes it difficult but we might be able to play at 10:00 AM SGT (9:00 PM EST).