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Just_a_Fan

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  1. gets a coin bag... with no coins. Inserts a magic otter. (She's good at fighting.)
  2. Gets po-tay-toes. (boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?) Inserts a regular foxsparks.
  3. Gets a note from a lawyer that foxsparks and cremis are pals, and are legally different than pokemon. Inserts another cremis
  4. Gets a shadow pok- *Le explosion* Inserts a foxsparks cryst.
  5. gets a Sandslash named Pico. (an earthbending pangolin) inserts a max repel.
  6. "Gets a large explosion blowing bits of glaceon and vending machine everywhere." - @DezaS
  7. gets a gore filled trollfic... inserts PokeSwap
  8. 1755: get a questionable comic's crossover with a mature video game series stuck in your head, while making a paw patrol DND campaign.
  9. gets a flareon. Inserts a Cremis. (her name is Samantha)
  10. Gets shot with a Halo:CE Magnum Inserts a Vaporeon janitor.
  11. gets some matchsticks. grins evilly, then inserts a glaceon that is both genders at the same time.
  12. gets a note that reads: "No." Inserts a Bi Eevee, out of spite.
  13. "A lame fanfic would be 'all the canines in Paw Patrol mate in ways ranging from 'Kinda weird but whatever floats your boat' to 'that should not be physically nor biologically possible', with the author assuming that canine reproductive systems are the exact same as their human equivalents, and the parts of which being horrendously misspelled.' A scatty fanfic would be 'Daisy from DOOM reincarnates in the world of an obscure Pokemon comic, almost instantly attacks a collage/guild because the only 2 of the main characters that aren't named after the 7 deadly sins, are the titular protagonist of said comic, whom is being k!nk-shamed by an expy of MissingNo., and the janitor, who's is trying to clean up after the Slayer.' Good luck to the janitor." -Sun Tzu, Art of Cr@ckfics.
  14. Gets a sniper rifle with a bayonet attached. Inserts 200 lbs of sylveon.
  15. Gets a green hedgehog. Re-inserts the disemboweled shiny luxio in a maid dress.
  16. "Rip and tear, Rip and tear your goats out!" "Noooooooooo!!! I must kill all the goats! No John, you are the goats. And [then] John was a goat." "Uncle goat (no family relation)" "Here's something to remember: My brother has a very special goat" "Now, go rot with your 'precious' goat. You fool, you should've let me Evolve."
  17. Evan: EEeEEikes!!! How am I supposed to "shatter" this "twist" when these infected keep stealing my Happiness?

    The SAVE Point:

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    1. Just_a_Fan

      Just_a_Fan

      Follow for more lazy memes like this one.

    2. Exotic Almond

      Exotic Almond

      That's really funny. I'm a sucker for this kind of humor.

  18. gets a guide to easily grief Minecraft bases. Inserts a disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress.
  19. So I read your member title...

    U gud bro?

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    Just your friendly neighborhood victim of abuse

     

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    2. Just_a_Fan

      Just_a_Fan

      Ah, ok, good.

      I might be down for a Pokemon battle later today, depends on how cheap my homework wants to be.

      (stupid rusting emulator won't let me get to the scudding bios.)

      Showdown, gen 5 AG, only gen 2 Pokemon. xX_sirpug_Xx (I think.)

      Edit: autocorrect is stupid, also an earthbound fan.

    3. Just_a_Fan

      Just_a_Fan

      Or I could just be filled with unneeded nervousness and distracted by super bowl to do my homework.

      That too.

    4. Vyzkel

      Vyzkel

      Who knows, btw the Chiefs got their butts handed to em.

  20. "so, you like hot animals huh? I'm not blaming you, I'd be out of a job if you guys didn't exist." meets "I AM MY OWN MASTER"/"Now, go rot with your 'precious' typhlosion"/"You Should've Let Me Evolve." AND "Hey! Chaingun! The [hecc] with respect!"/"New objective: Shoot a hole into Mars." meets "Uncle kek (no family relation)"/[to be finished]/[to be finished]
  21. He's part Nucleon from time to time, but keeps swapping between the two, thanks to finding a recipe for devolution serum. also he's part shaymin, he has yet to realize. He's also my first TRUE OC. His respiratory system is separate from his digestive system. His full name is Vita "Temperance" Ferrum; he got his nickname from how rustin' little he eats in leafeon forme, and it's NEVER anything one might first think as a proper meal, let alone anything sweet or grandiose. He might be seen eating some granola or something, like, once every other week? Not even I, his creator and writer know his diet or feeding schedule.
  22. His name is Vita. Vita Ferrum. He can swap between verrrrrry fluffy and spikey boi at the drop of a hat. He's only spikey when he's scared. However, most of the time, he's spikey.
  23. That's the problem. I. Don't. Know.
  24. ... So I have this leafeon/floatsel OC, but no idea what to name him. current personality: Paranoid combat medic-turned wilderness survivor, will likely disembowel you if you make yourself big and scary.
  25. ejects the chocolate coin. It seems the vending machine is broken. Hits the vending machine with a wrench, then re-re-inserts the disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress, while muttering "c'mon, C'mon!".
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