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    SmokeFlash turns to him. "I know, I'm just hungry." He then spits out the bones and gulps.
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    SmokeFlash fails to hear him over the sound of chewing on the orc. He swallows, then gnaws on the other half.
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    SmokeFlash firmly chomps an orc in half.
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    SmokeFlash yacks a glob of foam at the closest orc, then states "Yes, I just need to deal with these orcs." Btw, he's a bit mixed up on "pet" and "owner". He's your pet.
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    The name's SmokeFlash. You're my pets. I'm protecting you.
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    A pink dragon drops from the forest like shrubbery, before standing in-between the orcs and humans. "these MY humans, go away swine!" They start foaming a pink foam at the mouth.
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    noted and understood.
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    *powergaming intensifies* He chuckles, then admits: "Well, I will confess to having used charm person, then dimension door-ing straight up as high as the spell will go, then letting the victim plummet to their death once. Don't worry; They deserved it." [He's a bit of a cowboy]
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    @IcedOutPenguin Forgot to mention his favorite tactics: 10th level magic missile spam microwave (sickening Radiance or similar spell + forcecage or similar spell) an assortment of old nonsense spells, like one that washes a target, causing a debuff to attack rolls.
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    Name: Smokeflash Radiance (sometimes SmokeFlash is CamelCase) Age: just turned 255 Wealth: 23456789 Description: Pink scales, teal blood, white flesh. Preferred weapon (Claws, teeth, breath, etc.): breath weapon, "this strange cannon I found" (read: a primitive firearm) Misc: enjoys noodle dishes, not a fan of when someone repeats something quickly for emphasis, when their tone of voice "got the bloody point across, ya half-wit." (don't go try to insist he likes something he doesn't. He WILL rip you apart. slowly. and. painfully.) He also loves warm and damp places, and is capable of condensing into bottles, he correctly theories that he can become smaller than even that.
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    gets the drowning umbreon from before. inserts a platinum coin
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    gets a brick of condensed crem thrown through your window, for effectively destroying a box set of the stormlight archive. Inserts a gallon of limeade into the lungs of a kleptomaniac umbreon, then inserts said drowning umbreon into the vending machine.
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    true. TPBM knows enough about Undertale to understand what a "random role/major event" AU is.
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    gets Sophie, from Omd: Deathtrap. Inserts a wheel of cheese void, stuffed with a live dire wolf.
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    Gets a keyblade. Inserts some foxsparks gibs
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    gets assorted dire wolf gibs. Inserts a jar of dust and a knife.
  17. Just_a_Fan
    Vita walks up a wall, out of boredom, then lands on Elan. (@Ancient Elantrian)
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    My mom has installed a rootkit on my phone so she knows I'm out with friends where I'm supposed to be, and not getting drunk at a bar or some other absurd idea teens get up to. Today, the GPS de-synced and she tried to get it to re-sync, and gave it access to my whole phone, because the creators never made a "re-sync" button. The rootkit in question feels less like "I want to know where my kid is at so he doesn't run off to some drug place while with friends" and more "I'm the helicopter mom of some NSFW artist and I want to know if he's h*rny for some random girl in his church class, (he's not.) and I am going to break every privacy law in existance to do it." Once I'm through with homework, I'm gonna comb through it so my mom isn't spammed with "your kid tried to search for Pathfinder 2e on YouTube, but we stopped him, because D&D is evil!" and "Your kid offloaded our virus!" in her notifications.

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    *sharp inhale of knowing what I'm doing.* Here's an updated character sheet, with a Jolteon for my character:
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    ..... That's actually kinda cool.
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    Gets Spain without the S. (You're now in the same boat as EEeEE or Lonliness) Inserts a gore stained flamethrower.
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    Eventually he managed to clean up, dry off, and change back into his clothes. The only casualties were a brave shampoo bottle and 3 towels before they just used the fur dryer.
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    Gets a trash can with an orb of annihilation in it. Inserts the orb of annihilation.
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    Gets a vorpal rabbit. Inserts magic missile spam.
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