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Swiftpaw lays on the ground, whimpering. "berry?" he mumbles.

Swiftpaw just whimpers in response: "Please don't hurt me."

Swiftpaw doesn't look very well. "M-mercy! Please!" he calls out.

"S-swift... Paw" he answers between sobs.

Swiftpaw looks at him with a very pained expression. "Yes" he manages to get out before becoming a shaking, sobbing mess.

A distant BOOM is heard, followed by a Jolteon crash landing near the entrance of the shop, with a sour "CRACK" sound. While his rather padded clothing protected him from the blast, it was less effective in preventing fall damage.

Understandable. He's not the best inventor. Does so as a stress relief, not a hobby. He should probably get a new stress relief.

@Spark of Hope In an attempt to drown out the woe of his deeds, Swiftpaw crafts various trinkets and thingamajigs. Namely, weapons. (How Ironic.) Namely Cannons and swords. (How. Ironic.)

Swiftpaw crackles menacingly. Also, @Spark of Hope, what generation will we be using for DMG calculations?

... If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find some pillows or clouds to tape to this guy. I may have overdone it with the edge...

Forgot to mention, he promptly laid waste to his former village. And no, not in the cutesy, culturally sensitive "[Pokemon] Fainted" kind of way you might expect from the series Canon, but he straight up massacred his old town, gaining many fitting titles from the infamy of the event. However, his Step-Parents are still alive, so please, do him a favor, and make those freaks suffer for what they've done. ... Oh, and make sure to wear thick, durable clothing so you don't get cut by all the edge.

Here's my Jolteon, Swiftpaw [to be finished]:

Tldr; 2010's creepypasta feesh-cat. She's eating the corpses to gain power.

This thing. https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Shimmering_Echo_(5e_Creature)

@Rick A Uhhh. Here's an idea for a plot hook: There have been recent reports of a strange Vaporeon stealing the dead from graves, leaving any riches behind.

"Y-yes please." mumbled SmokeFlash, still out like a light. He squirms, before [crem]ing himself... again, this time getting some of it on Revi. It seems he's dealing with a nasty case of bowel inconvenience.

"That's odd, but also sounds nice." muttered SmokeFlash.

Due to him losing consciousness through stress induced fainting, rather than natural sleep, SmokeFlame [crem]s himself.

SmokeFlame hugs Revi, akin to how a young child might hug a stuffed animal, as the dragon whimpers in his sleep.

SmokeFlame responds with a "Hnngh" sound, and erupts from the bottle, knocking Revi prone. SmokeFlame fainted!

"Wh- Who are you talking about? What's a 4th wall?" asks a very confused and panicked SmokeFlame. "Revi, please, let me out of the bottle!"

"Who... wha- HUH?" questioned SmokeFlash "Who's Taurved? And what's a 'human eating sheep'?" further questioned SmokeFlash, confused by his 4th wall breaking mental illness. "?????????????????????????" sputtered SmokeFlash, Thoroughly stunned.

"Apparently I have 'schizophrenia', where I hear and see things nobody else sees and hear. Someone was talking about canonicity, and misspelled Canon." explained Smokeflash.