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Just_a_Fan

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  1. "Hmmm yes these evil canines named after evil vices are neutral good. That's not confusing at all!" "Bonk! BONK THE CREMIS!!!" "YES! COAL! I CAN FINALLY MAKE A SHOTGUN!!!" "I have 30 spheres, I can do this- oh, I ran out. RAAAAAH!"
  2. You're welcome. But seriously, where's the fox from? They're "cute" and I want to know. Well, all I really want to know is this: "Does he/she know how to make a grilled cheese?"
  3. a Monster hunter's pet Vorpal Rabbit possessing an Asian water dragon (aka a Loong [sic]), wielding a small army's worth of heavy weapons. both have an extreme and excessive aversion to mating, and very little care as to who gets caught in the crossfire.
  4. where's this fox from? Just curious. also @Thee insane
  5. A forum game I made up where you try to find the source of an image... follow the rules of the shard, enjoy, have fun. To start off:
  6. a band of murderhobos. (they all are in love with a fox)
  7. "are these canines, or are these rabbits?" "This is clearly a murder mystery; invited to a castle-like mansion owned by rich nobles in a forest in nowhere, one of which is returning from a trip, it's storming out, and there's a dinner late at night. Knowing this, I cast- The spell fails, you're surrounded by dark magic. Oh." "Cold steel? All I've got is H O T L E A D . "
  8. "My name's Heartache. I'm a kitsune." She responded through her flurry of tails. "A half kitsune half western dragon."
  9. 1447: feed a fennec fox... to a tanuki. 1448: be said tanuki. (you're about to be disemboweled.) 1449: be said fox.
  10. Heartache appears next to him, and proceeds to barf up twice her weight in warm, dry blankets, pillows, bows, swords, gloves, clothes, shoes, socks and arrows. "Ah, much better."
  11. yeah, that seems balanced.
  12. I think I like this take on "classical" magic. TW: gore
  13. So, if you wanted to heal someone with magic, you'd need to know what's ailing them and have the resources and knowledge to fix it, instead of the TTRPG healer's flowchart(TM) of:
  14. 1426: Deciding that attacking a guild full of magic creatures is a good idea. 1427: make a homophobic remark to a psychic cat and her fire breathing fox girlfriend. (You're toast. Literally, you're about to be ground into bread.) 1428: hurt the aforementioned couple infront of an action RPG protagonist. (turns out he has a soft spot for cute animals.)
  15. Granted, It's made of umbreons and their ghosts haunt you whenever you wear it. I wish for a weapon that can slay water dragons.
  16. Mead bush smacks his foot on the leg of a desk. He then lets out a sheep bleat from the pain.
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