Just_a_Fan

"I do believe we're past 'knee' deep." - Eve, standing next to a mud-pit full of dead sonic OCs in a dream I had.

Some tips: If you find pathfinder, try it out for yourself, don't ask the d&d community about it, 5e's community has a "bit of" an inferiority complex compared to pf; it's kinda like asking a Nintendo stan what they think about Sega or Microsoft. (these next tips are about d&d 5e, as that's what I play, although it has some use in other systems.) practice making characters of various levels, that way you 1, have plenty of backups in case your PC dies or is rejected, and 2, you can quickly whip up a PC if you don't have access to your backups. Don't be a jerk, especially if it's for gameplay reasons, aka "i'Ts wHaT mY cHaRaCtEr wOuLd dO1!1" rule 0, the DM/GM has the final say. It doesn't matter if the munchkin OHKO'd the big bad with the chunky salsa rule, or if Sam the bard used a charm spell to mate with an archfiend, if the DM/GM says "No.", that. does. not. happen. rule -1: players can always talk with other players and the DM/GM, or leave if diplomacy fails, thus DMs/GMs should be prudent with their use of rule 0. rule -2: with VERY FEW exceptions, out-of-game things (ex. a rivalry between friends, one of the player's prideful holier-than-thou mothers, some lovebirds breaking up, some lovebirds getting together, etc.) should not affect in-game events, nor the actions of characters, and vice versa. (exceptions might include "thing is harsher in hindsight" or "person became bad" or "whoops, turns out that phrase in that context is offensive", or the inverse, "whoops, turns out we don't have to axe that, the person who told us that's offensive is an trash rep and is just using a minority as a shield. rust that punk.")

"*a long winded explanation about the most common depictions of the eeveelutions in fanworks.*" -me.

Mead finally wakes up, notices Eclair and engages in a long chatter with her over being royalty, his sister & parents, her family, lampshading about an old retcon with Mead's name being "Bush" or "shrub", on and on, then she gives him a gift from her sister. "Eclair, what are the hunger games?" "tldr; a bunch of people are thrown into a forest and forced to hunt animals and each other as a way for a messed up government to cull the population." "OH NO." "What?" "Something with a male voice threatened to throw her- my sister, into them if I don't, uh, what was it he wanted? erm, I think it was to watch over you and keep you safe?" "calm down, while I would like a bodyguard, I would prefer if it were because we're technically courting each other, not because someone threatened to shove your sis into a forest full of killers. besides, she's strong, I know she is, she'll make it out." "t-there was this female voice, s-she-she's planning something for when-if my sis is in th-there. something about her t-tone says that plan involves Heartache g-" "shush, tell me later. rest now, my fluffy sunray." "o-ok."

"this contemporary horror pmd fic don't accurate, nobody's got a toolbox of reviver seeds and/or hold foe orbs/wands. The average IQ of the work's characters is that of a boiled cheese wheel, and apparently meowstic can learn bullet seed, and has linked it with protect." "phsst. nothin' personell [sic] kid" "*=)"

the Pmd&d homebrew recently got a major update. here you go: Kingdomverse PMD&D 5e Edition Rulebook 2.0.0.pdfKingdomverse PMD&D 5E MONSA Expansion 1.0.0.pdf

"A comically strong 7 year old girl, a crossdressing knight that's so drunk they've looped back around to being sober, a zombified and gender-bent Daisy, a near-sighted cyclops, a kaiju, a transgender water bending rabbit that wields the chaos emeralds, a sapient lambp [portmenu of lamb and lamp], and a lonely bird that's gifted with illusion magic, are told to save the kingdom."

Gets the vending machine. Somehow? Inserts stress.

gets half of a stout shako. (1 stout shako = 2 refined.) inserts Differenttopic, an Undertale AU.

I want to fight monsters, LEMME AT 'EM!

@Just a Silvereye what body fluids would contain enough water for water breathing magic or tools to work? Like, blood is oxygenated, but what about... Uh... Like, could you use it to hide in an outhouse or something?

here's a better question: Is Lava wet?

oh. lemme go re-read Wikipedia. edit: it seems that they just combust into flame when they die. so no, you can't just kill it.

If a phoenix has a genetic disease, is it reborn with it every time? how would one truly slay a Phoenix? would body fluids work for water breathing magic? a qna discussions for various fantasy questions.

... how effective would modern weapons be in the world of pokemon? I mean, in non civilised places, you can't go 5 steps without encountering an animal that can fire Lazer beams from its mouth, or shrug off what is effectively an RPG to the face, or dodge things moving at mach 10. Unless you've got, like, a 50 cal LMG with AP-HE or something, you're DEAD once something stronger than a pidgey aggros you. That and the humans in pokemon seem to be at least town level in durability, so, yeah, that's the in-universe explanation as to why you never see any weaponry in pokemon games, they're useless. tldr; why bother with messing around with black powder and some fancy pipe that takes ages to reload when you could just teach your plant-cat-dog-rabbit-fox to spit seeds very very very fast.

Bush is still breathing, so there's that at least. Also he grew 8 more tails, wagging about happily.

Heartache has trouble falling asleep, due to a nasty case of indigestion. "So the limit is 79 whole deer..." she mumbles.

Eclair cries herself to sleep, growing increasingly dehydrated.

gets a history book. inserts a leafeon with anger issues, and a loaded boomstick. mostly to get rid of the leafeon.

Gets a meme au where a Flareon and glaceon fall in love. Inserts cheese armor.

"w-wild... beast... attacked... it... it..." Eclair throws up a sweet, honey-like bile, before flopping onto one side and muttering to someone named "Eve". "Wha- Eve, no, that creature- n-no, please stay awake. E-Eve, just- lis- SIS! I will t-take care of you, you'll-you'll be fine, j-just Stay. With.. me... sis...." (@InfiniteInsanity)