"A lame fanfic would be 'all the canines in Paw Patrol mate in ways ranging from 'Kinda weird but whatever floats your boat' to 'that should not be physically nor biologically possible', with the author assuming that canine reproductive systems are the exact same as their human equivalents, and the parts of which being horrendously misspelled.' A scatty fanfic would be 'Daisy from DOOM reincarnates in the world of an obscure Pokemon comic, almost instantly attacks a collage/guild because the only 2 of the main characters that aren't named after the 7 deadly sins, are the titular protagonist of said comic, whom is being k!nk-shamed by an expy of MissingNo., and the janitor, who's is trying to clean up after the Slayer.' Good luck to the janitor." -Sun Tzu, Art of Cr@ckfics.