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Edema Rue

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  1. Unfortunately, on the way to the fast food place, you are re-confined.
  2. “So you love me.” “I’m a raging mass of hormones that I’m too young to understand. You’re a female of a closely related species. According to all the best primatologists, I really have no choice.” —Petra and Bean, Ender’s shadow. “Remember, the enemy’s gate is down.” —Ender’s Shadow WoT spoilers, also it’s long.
  3. So she tried to be Nightblood's doppleganger!
  4. See here's the problem; if you don't have a group of friends to do it with and your family is into it, you never have a chance. Especially when the only people you know who play it think laughing at you is a great hobby. *cough cough @Ookla the platypus*
  5. I wrote this haiku. I'm actually very proud. Appreciate me.
  6. Upon waking, I realize that I am no longer surrounded by floof, but fluff! Outraged, I leave @Ookla the Floofy and rush towards the sandwich, beating up several football players (both civilized and otherwise) in the process. I grab the sandwich then trip, falling into the rift in space-time.
  7. However, the 5 elephants were standing on top of each other, and as Mossie lived on the bottom one, it wasn’t a very peaceful life. 171
  8. And the night will end, despite our doubts There will be respite.
  9. To be or not to be? (that is the question).
  10. (Wayne speaking) Got my disguise all ready for the infiltration, with a new hat an' everythin'! Ghost broccoli.
  11. It's a twist off of Hamlet; you know what that is, right?
  12. There was a mosquito on top of one of the elephants. 168
  13. I climb onto the floofy cat, as it's much larger than a regular cat. Surrounded by floofy happiness, I promptly fall asleep, forgetting about the sandwich.
  14. Why must you change your profile pic right during Ookla season? It's confusing enough as it is.
  15. That's what I was gonna guess.
  16. I'm just being a normal--well...normal for this thread--person.
  17. *sighs* "when in rome..." MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. "Ookla!" I shout, causing half the shard to look in my direction. Or, what they thought was my direction. While they're focused on the illusion, trying to figure out who I'm talking to, I sneak up behind Keys and gingerly extract the sandwich from their hand.
  19. Why are people like this?
  20. Hoid, knowing Lift felt very strongly about pancakes, had brought her and her shardfork along.
  21. Remembering my former friendship with Nerdy, I apply for a position at their resort.
  22. The dragons too are growing rarer. It is believed that one day, all dragons and Lightsouled will be extinct, and the world will be full of wraiths and Darksouled alone. Yeah probably.
  23. Am I the only one who's read Rosancrantz and Guildenstern are dead, and is being reminded of a certain conversation they had?
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