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Edema Rue

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  1. Interesting choice. I like it. 1344
  2. And that was when thousands of flaming taters began falling from the sky.
  3. Like I’ve said, you have magic powers.
  4. The vending machine temporarily breaks and eats all the money. Inserts a happy Kaladin
  5. Would you accept a very sincere apology?
  6. Metaphorical digging. It’s really fun, you should try—oh wait, you did.
  7. I grin at mine for a few minutes before realizing that I ought to use it. And so I do, giggling excitedly.
  8. “Of course! Thanks for sharing!”
  9. What if I don’t care?
  10. You’re just digging a deeper grave.
  11. Why did you spell purple with an I?
  12. …but you deserve it!
  13. “Oh. Good point. I think there’s some in the carriage!”
  14. …yeah. I REALLY REALLY like WoT. that sounds very fun, enjoy!
  15. I have a friend who likes romantic horror books. Well, I used to. 245
  16. WHY DO YOU ASSUME I KNOW?
  17. I…are you aware that there are 20+ dragons here, all of whom can blow fire? Why do we need flamethrowers?
  18. He had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
  19. And so, the Great Mage returned…from the bathroom.
  20. Hooray! Wait, do I really have to go on a diet of limpits? Shouldn’t that just be Questions/Platypus and Haly/BlowerUpper?
  21. These rituals can’t be written down. At least, not on paper.
  22. Absorb every detail. Memorize the first paragraph of every book: ”The wheel of time turns and ages come and pass, leaving memory that becomes legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again. In one age, called the 3rd age by some, an age yet to come, an age long past, a wind rose…the wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the wheel of time. But it was a beginning.”
  23. The thunder of dragons is happy.
  24. Thank you. I have much talent.
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