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Edema Rue

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  1. Now that the sandwich has been stolen, I sense something…improper grammar! I immediately begin lecturing Mr. Misting. “You need a semicolon after paused. You see, these are both independent clauses, so you need a conjunction, a semicolon, or a period after paused. If you use a conjunction, I would use as, or perhaps for. See as follows: ‘Mr. Misting paused, as/for this was quite odd.’ Also, the use of the word quite doesn’t quite convey what you want it to. While using less common words may seem better, a word like very actually works better in this scenario. If you have other questions, comments, concerns, or emotional outbursts, please ask.” And so I leave a confused but penitent Mr. Misting to think about his choices while I resume my search for a sandwich.
  2. I feel new and ignorant, but that is irrelevant as a certain Bob starts screaming loudly.
  3. I light your hair on fire with said small candle. While you panic, I grab the sandwich.
  4. Many, many years ago. What does your big toe taste like? (If you don’t know, please suck on it, even if you’re in a public place, and then tell me.)
  5. Gets a scadrian coin. inserts Rock’s big toe
  6. Questions wants to know your social security number.
  7. No; 2 pieces of bread are not a sandwich. I vote that it appears as a typical PB and J sandwich on a napkin. All in favor, like my post. I bribe the sand witch to give me the sandwich, which she does. I spin it in circles really fast and use it to fly away.
  8. 584. If you’re supposed to meet someone or wait somewhere for them and they don’t get there on time, DO NOT WAIT. They’re either dead or captured and waiting will put you in a similar situation! 585. If the magic/color scheme being used by the person in charge is dark red or purple, they are evil. You should leave.
  9. When you stub your toe. When people use the wrong “your” or “there” When people use commas when they should have used semicolons. When both sides of your pillow are warm all night. When you get a paper cut Reading a book with water damage. Having one side of your nose be stuffy and the other side be empty. It’s the little things, Y’know?
  10. Lan has some amazing quotes through the entire series. “Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logic universe that always makes sense, but the real universe is always one step beyond logic.”
  11. Was the man murdered?
  12. Is there a logical, reasonable way to figure it out?
  13. Gets to be mentally ill. inserts a golden ring that makes you invisible
  14. Is the answer on this thread a looooooonnnng time ago, before I existed?
  15. Harry Potter, right? Talking to Professor Umbridge?
  16. I am Legolas. that was completely random but I thought I’d claim him before anyone else did since it looks like lotr rp is imminent.
  17. 581(?). But don’t get too good at it, or you’ll be asked to join the quest. If you’re too good, you’ll be in a lot more danger.
  18. A very long complaint, with lots of signatures at the bottom. It was also in times new Roman font, size 12, with double spacing.
  19. Gets normal wristwatch. *inserts all my math homework* Because now whoever stole my identity owes people money, has bad grades, and has to fix my life for me?
  20. Inside out last I checked, I’m sure many modern teenagers have also said that. “Wherefore do I this? So the question stands. Briefly to this end; we are all diseased, and with our surfeiting and wanton hours have brought ourselves into a burning fever, and we must bleed for it! Of which disease, our late king *******, being infected, died. Hear me more plainly: I have in equal balance justly weighed what wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we suffer, and find our griefs heavier than our offenses. When we are wrong’d and would unfold our griefs, we are denied access unto his person, even by those that have most done us wrong.* whew that was an effort, it’s been a long time since that performance.
  21. Gets a regular pocket watch. *inserts every password I’ve ever used ever*
  22. Ah hi! Oh…the whole world didn’t need to know that.
  23. “Should we solve the riddle, Precioussss?” “No, no we must not…” “hobbitses and their riddlesessss”
  24. Oh nice I was right! I have a *slight* obsession with Mat.
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