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Edema Rue

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  1. Realizing that’s true, I decide that I don’t need to feel bad about stealing the sandwich, so I proceed to do just that and quickly hurry away.
  2. I know what Aon’s are, and honestly doors are pretty cool. The pfp is definitely a cool door, so…2.55/3.14159265358979323.
  3. I continually to advance on NerdyAarakocra.
  4. *sighs* *gets Dr Doofenzhmirtz and Perry the Platypus* “Guys this is Phillip the platypus, he needs friends, emotional support, and also to be killed. Please proceed.”
  5. Recovering from my temporary insanity, I shout, “I thought we were friends!” Like a dramatic little kid and come at you the way Wayne would if you stole his lucky hat.
  6. My wizarding friend. Have you ever heard of Mat Cuathon? You aren’t quite as unkillable as you suspect.
  7. *coughs.* I need a platypus to haunt me
  8. I morph into the dude that starts the hunger games and begin giving commentary as creatures rush towards the sandwich.
  9. *gives forsaken high fives, sends them off to kill da platypus*
  10. That—that’s not how it works. Even semi-aquatic, egg laying mammals of action aren’t immune to balefire.
  11. Indeed they are. Very well then; a ghost platypus called Phillip will make a fine familiar. Go ahead! *kills you*
  12. I’m the Dark One, the dead are mine. You can’t haunt me.
  13. Oh yes, very nice. Take it. Nothing bad will happen.
  14. *shrugs* “yeah sure, help yourself”
  15. Perchance. How big is the ruby?
  16. Nope! It showed up in the trolloc wars, we’ve been besties ever since.
  17. Nice to finally, truly, meet you. Mordeth.
  18. *breaks the wheel, contaminates both saidar and saidin, leaves*
  19. Using the flame of Tar Valon, I stop your darkness and end all rp here for good.
  20. I carefully shield you from your source of power and wonder why I didn’t do that in the first place.
  21. Actually, I find the afterlife to be very enjoyable. It’s a very fun place. And now I can’t die again!
  22. *nervously peeks out from behind explosion* “does that mean I’m safe…?”
  23. We do. We have a really good talk about the morality of fighting over a sandwich, and while our stomachs are full of other food, we decide the sandwich isn’t really worth it.
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