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  1. Immortal Platypus
    yes, I have. Platypus is a little special. He's not what one would call a normal playptus. That's why I capitalized it. he is an Immortal Platypus, a different species that is the transcendent version of a platypus. he leaves his hair at home so it doesn't interfere with his rat nest. Platypus rolled his eyes.
  2. Immortal Platypus
    and hence the act of 17321 applies to you. as per the RSICNWLF, time shatterers aren't allowed to avoid the 17321 act, and because of the &JSH#UGIOALN having transcended reality means that you're actually twice as subject to all acts/laws folling number 185637.
  3. Immortal Platypus
    "I'll forgive you for that, since you're new here, but I'm not a Narrator. That's Hacob's job now. But you're probably right. Subsy can count for two, but at least she's not a fool."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "No, I keep my hair at home. Have you ever seen a Platypus with hair? I wear the rat's nest so people like you don't get too uncomfortable away from your home." "So... you're checking up on them because they're not injured so you can treat them if they are?" Hacob followed the adventurer's eyes to his wound. "Oh, I'll be fine." The wound disappeared. "If anyone asks, you guys fixed that, alright?" "I still don't think you are." Platypus overheard her saying this. "How on earth will I deal with two self-centered Narrators around here?" he muttered under his breath as he was coming over. "Not the end of the world as we know it. The end of the Thread. Imagine the power to reshape reality released upon the rest of the world." He shuddered, his Ordered nature kicking in. "The Plotblades unleashed upon the world, everyone besides the wielder dead, and the universe only a void. But by all means, leave. It will make my job easier." I won't have to babysit another fool that doesn't understand the true consequences of these Blades in the wrong hand. It was a very good thing Platypus was an expert at shielding his thoughts. Platypus laughed. Possibly the first accurate thing she's ever said!
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Nerdy! That's not allowed since the act of 17321!
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus was kind of confused. He had masked his thoughts. "My hair? Subsy, does it look like I care about my hair?" "Yeah, but why do you have to clear them if they're not injured." Platypus was still confused. And while she was right about that, it totally counted.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    "Well, what other reason would there be?" Interesting, he thought, making sure his thoughts were still masked. That seemed to be some sort of prophecy. At the trial the names will be revealed? The location too, maybe? Maybe I should get some Ennullers to come to the trial. In the background, the paperwork that Clemency was filling out had changed. "Then why are you clearing them?" The voice grew more affronted by the fact that it was being ignored. Then it stopped existing. More prophecy? And she doesn't seem to know that she's doing it. Platypus was very tempted to point out the fact that in Paper Mario, Peach wears a black dress that kinda looks like it's made of shadows.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    see, and I hate that.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    mine does, but I'm not a big fan. I like having researched things
  10. Immortal Platypus
    that is so real
  11. Immortal Platypus

    It is official. I can no longer post on the Game thread, or I would tie Eddie. I bid that thread farewell

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    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      The Game thread.

      The Game and Its Losers

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      No, I know that, I'm just confused wy Platypus's post count on the thread can't match or exceed Eddie's.

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      CAUSE I WILL NOT PASS EDDIE!

  12. Immortal Platypus
    i'm done debating for this tournament. now I have speech. my extemp prompt was about the importance of securing the southern border. little did they know that I wrote a whole case on this a month ago!
  13. Immortal Platypus
    are you following the thread?
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus did indeed like Bacon. He made sure to mask that so some Narrator couldn't read his mind. Then he set to work. They weren't doing anything, so he and Clemency started filling out paperwork.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    NOT DEBATE!!!!
  16. Immortal Platypus
    "Not quite, but water is nice. People are so slow in it, and it makes it much easier to beat them up. And me? Judge you? I would never." "I don't know. Why are you clearing them?" The voice was mildly affronted.
  17. Immortal Platypus

    STUPID FRICKING TAIWAN! (I don't actually hate Taiwan, just debated about it a lot and it makes my brain hurt.)

    1. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      FRRRRRR

      stupid taiwan

      stupid china

      stupid semiconductors that we need right now

      Spoiler

      not really, of course

      Spoiler

      but i'm ready to move on to the next resolution

       

       

    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      i'm finally done. It's over

    3. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      Ah I see

  18. Immortal Platypus
    hey stormy!
  19. Immortal Platypus
    joining TLT is required. "Real prophetic." "Oh, I meant for you. I know I'm not a prophet." Hacob rolled his second set of eyes at that remark. "I mean... At least it's more specific than hers. Even if it's probably wrong." Platypus glared at Subversion. "Did it have to be a desert? I hate deserts. No water at all." "Am I cleared with medical? Do I need to be? If not, I'll just stay with them." A voice whispered in the area. Oh, he does. oh, Linux will have even more problems than Nowhere's software I would be very surprised if anyone knew the story from the beginning. especially considering that there was no real story for a long time. the current plotlines are complicated, and I've been gone a while.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    It's been a little while since I've been here
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob looked at him. Much as he disliked it, that was good reasoning. "Look. If you're right, my bad. I'll apologize for my part in this. But I don't think you're right." "Well, I guess we can just hope that doesn't happen again. Almost makes me hope that I don't count as an Ordered Light being. Almost." "I've never tried. Could be fun to give it a shot."
  22. Immortal Platypus

    bot

  23. Immortal Platypus

    HA! I found another bot

    1. Bird Furious

      Bird Furious

      How do you know people are bots?

    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I look at a couple things. Post history, join date, about me (that's a big one), if they have links in their "about this person" on the sidebar, etc. For this one, it seems like the about me (I assume that's what I used) got deleted, indicating that they were banned.

  24. Immortal Platypus
    "I don't know about that. The person who claimed it in the alternate timeline was apparently just some random person." "Me? Press someone on something that they don't think is right? I would never." All i'm saying is i PMed you about it, and you didn't respond, so...
  25. Immortal Platypus
    "So you made the accusation before you gathered the details?" Oh hallelujah. Unless he's lying. "Sorry, my-" he cut off, and saw Nogard. "My bad. I'll explain later." "Yeah. And Nullite has been popping up too. Withergeists are returning as well. If we count me, that would be each of the four major Beings (as I call them) represented. It'll be interesting to see where this goes."
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