Immortal Platypus

A). I stand by my statement B). I still don't know why she calls you that. It makes negative sense

... fine.

no, she's gone. I don't want to try to get her back on, she was spending a lot of time and it wasn't great for her schoolwork

thank you!

speaking of which, I need your drawing of Platypus

I convinced her to join the Shard. I also know @Ancient Elantrian IRL, and go to school with @Monk of Dakhor @Wits instant noodles @I'mNotNotARobot @Earless Jaks and more.

I didn't actually swim today. My events are tomorrow, but I took a nap, so it went good

THAID IS STILL MY FAVORITE STORMING SHARDER AND IT'S NOT CLOSE! I got to school with her. I was the one who gave her the name Eddie. I'm not that old!

I main IM and i'm trying to drop time on pretty much all my races

it wouldn't have helped too much. Most of the people that I'm acquainted with that you're not are relatively inactive.

the part about killing his only friend and ally and starting the apocalypse? It happened on page 2499 with the apocalypse starting page 2500. That's not even talking about the pain Platypus was through before coming to TLT. Or the time when he was at least the cause of Valiant's death, if not the one who killed him.

it was a party

I had a PFP of an orchestra

i have done that. back before I was Being of Cacophony. Ya know, I'm still known to some as Cacophony instead of Platypus

GOOD SCUDDING LIGHT! I GO TO A SWIM MEET FOR ONE DAY AND I COME BACK TO 11 PAGES TO SIFT THROUGH. If I missed anything, quote it and ping me. Platypus missed chaos. Maybe with Bookwyrm back it would eventually return. "Sequence, if Endings is in danger of being taken from Moniker, the Thread is in danger. If I must fight to protect Endings, I will, no matter where I am, and if you care about the Thread, I would expect you to as well!" His eyes narrowed dangerously. "But as long as there isn't a threat, I will abide by your rules." "Ah pain. My only companion over the years. You think you have known pain young one? Wait til you kill your only friend, your only ally, and start an apocalypse. Wait til you flay yourself, til your mistakes catch up with you." Platypus seemed to grow, and positively towered over Perseus. "Just you wait. Mark my words, child. You. Do. Not. Know. Pain." Platypus turned his back on Perseus and walked away, carefully avoiding interacting with anyone. "So... The Ennullers didn't put you here?" "Us? Make things up? We would never." His eyes glinted sarcastically. "Besides, we weave different things. I weave Plot itself. I change the course of what would have happened into what does happen. And yes, it is different from Narration. It doesn't work with Chaos, but is much more effective in a Plot-important fight. He wove something. I forgot what, but it wasn't Plot." Platypus glared at Subversion. "I still am. I liked Valiant." "Wait. Sequence... Did you say you invited everybody? Even... Him?" Platypus was very relieved that he was no longer a Narrator. It would be unfortunate to prove Bookwyrm wrong. He was definitely not about murdering people if he needed to." Hacob appeared next to Tam. "Yes. I can blame you for that. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but I can certainly blame you for it. Don't worry, Platypus was very serious, and look at him now." "Any specific one?" Platypus asked him. "The Council of the Brave Adventurers has accused the Great Wizard of trying to take some very important ones for himself, and I'm trying to stop anyone from taking them." well, I'm Nameless' alt, so I think I got the better end of that deal.

none of you will ever recognize me when I become an ookla

oh good, that's kinda what I've been going for.

Platypus scoffed. "You think you've fought. I fought people that could change reality at will, and won. I killed Thaidakar, a Narrator. I wield Plot's Blade after being the cause of his death. I fought for thousands of years. I single-handedly held a city for a week until reinforcements arrived. I have raised empires and burned them to the ground." His eyes darkened, and with them, his whole countenance. "You are nothing to me. But I will not allow anyone to take Endings. Moniker is perhaps the only person I trust to keep it." Platypus declined the tea. "I don't drink. But for now, I will hold back." Platypus' hands were conveniently full. He held Vengeance in one, and a pen in the other. "I won't attack unless I have just cause." "I wouldn't say that, Sequence. But I won't disrupt your event unless he tries to claim Endings from Moniker." Platypus turned his back on him.

that's not legal language. if I call you a witch without proof, then that could possibly be considered slander

Platypus arrived, shook Sequence's hand, then caught up to Perseus. "Oh is it now? I wasn't aware that I'm incapable of fighting. And if the Dreamsmith doesn't provide something powerful enough for you, that's your fault." "Sequence! He wants Endings!"

that is not what that means. for example, if i'm accused of mass murder, being accused doesn't mean i'm innocent, it just means it's not proven

Platypus smiled back. "That's alright Subsy. I know you make mistakes. Besides, I wasn't even Weaving in that fight." Platypus walked over. "I won't let you have that Blade." Platypus looked on curiously. He fought for revenge all the time. It was literally the name of his Blade. "I'm by far the most polite person here! That's not a lame person, that is. So why are you here?" Platypus decided that he would show up for the party. But he would constantly be ready to leave. Lots of enemies with a high chance of Plotblades showing up elsewhere? Nope, wouldn't be staying there during that. "What? The Dreamsmith is typically pretty easy to find."

Fair enough. But why did he become your enemy? Because your enemy didn't like him?

imagine. It was a while ago. @Wits instant noodles was accused of being a witch good. thank you judges. judges, she decided that she was joking only after the deal had already been accepted. The deal was therefore formalized, meaning that she formally owes me a secret if I give her one. ... that's not a thing.

eh. not if the defendant waives their right to a trial by jury