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  1. Immortal Platypus
    I think there is a thread called TLT memes FYI Platypus appeared. "Only the worst thing to ever exist." Then he disappeared. "Can you just swear to me real quick that this will not bind me to anything besides speaking truthfully at the trial? Then I'll sign." Platypus quickly set up an area where all lies would be known to all, just so he could know for sure that the adventurer wasn't lying. When one bound one's soul to signatures, it was important to be sure. platypus didn't get that? They trust him more than I would
  2. Immortal Platypus

    It has finally arrived. Let the chaos begin.

    1. Mags

      Mags

      hear hear

  3. Immortal Platypus
    What?
  4. Immortal Platypus
    Very well.
  5. Immortal Platypus
    These offerings are accepted. What would you like me to do?
  6. Immortal Platypus
    I do not care for your words. Goodbye.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    That's ok. I don't care for words anyway.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    You have provided no cookies. I do not care for your words. I want cookies
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Did you eat cookies? I STILL SEE NO COOKIES! YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE!
  10. Immortal Platypus
    I see no cookies.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    I would require the cookies up front.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Ah. the poor platypus. It didn't deserve that. But that doesn't mean we don't give other things to other people...
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Obviously a turkey that didn't see what mercenaries trade in.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Is that a turkey I see?
  15. Immortal Platypus
    We of the good Mercenary Guild trade in only the most important thing to be found: Cookies. Never.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Clemency quickly filled out the paperwork, avoiding any signature spaces.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I don't trade in bucks
  18. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus opened the door before Rym could knock. "Rym! Come on in! We should be getting back to the plot soon!" Platypus felt his name mentioned. He was indignant. Endings didn't give him pause, he just... didn't like thinking about something that could End pretty much anything with a scratch. In his possession, it would be fine. In Moni's, it was acceptable. In pretty much anyone else's... things would be going down. plot blade names are so descriptive i'm going to assume he didn't approach either Platypus or Hacob, even though both weren't here very much. Things would not have gone well for either Cardinal or Everyone. Platypus formed a pen and, careful not to use Clemency for this, signed the first blank when it appeared. He also signed the second one. He could do both, and was curious what would happen.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    Alright, it's mercenary time.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    oh well.
  21. Immortal Platypus
    ... too late, it's cemented in my mind. "That's ok. I suppose I should go back to keeping an eye on Platypus." Hacob stood up, and his chair vanished. Then he vanished, leaving only a spare pen in case the one the Brave Adventurer was using ran out of ink. Hacob reappeared at the party.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus was standing in the corner, a dark aura seeming to emanate from around him.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    noodles, you don't need to explain your name to me. I was there when you made your account
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I literally said I'm with lessy. @LessName, that's what I'm calling you now. It's been decided.
  25. Immortal Platypus
    she's not good for him. you're misinterpreting what I said. he is good for her, and not vice versa. if it keeps going the way it has been at the party, this is a toxic relationship waiting to happen
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