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Immortal Platypus

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  1. but I am taller than ya'll
  2. "I'm Platypus! Did you miss my speech to the Great Wizard earlier?"
  3. I did make myself out to be taller. cause it was funny.
  4. wouldn't have been in the making, so it'd be true ~6 foot
  5. ... you're lucky it's Thanksgiving and I feel good
  6. *cough* says the 5'7" person *cough*
  7. a) i'm not just over 5'10" and b) I didn't say you're short for women's average, I said you're short. there is a difference. how tall? that's... not a thing. please refer to Rock's comments about airsick lowlanders
  8. Fortunately for the inanimate forces of the Thread, they did not have a face to be slapped across. As the animate forces tried, they simply over-extended and fell. If the inanimate forces could have, they would have laughed.
  9. They couldn't hear her, as they were inanimate forces.
  10. I am taller than 5'10". But sure, the 5'7" person can call me short, I've been called short by shorter people
  11. There was nobody to yell at besides Shoe. These were simply the forces of the Thread.
  12. This is TLT. You know how quickly you could get a divorce or annulment? A pebble fell on her head. Then it started to rain pebbles.
  13. i'm not. I'm actually probably the tallest one here, depending on how tall Glass is
  14. He had the option to avoid this... The sign on the wall updated. Now it read "that wouldn't really help." Then a pebble fell on Shoe's head.
  15. Glass, you still couldn't reach! or I could use my long legs to run away faster than you could catch up
  16. The bridge, which was a suspension bridge, broke as he was running across. He was on the half that was closer to Beotsa, and that part of the bridge swung towards the inside of the chasm near Beotsa.
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