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  1. Immortal Platypus
    yes no, definitely not. Why does Platypus get bullied?
  2. Immortal Platypus
    traitor. None of you were here for the witch trial, were you?
  3. Immortal Platypus
    your Ennuller text isn't bolded. Platypus was very tempted to point out that Bacon was still contained in TLT, and that Narrators (at least some of them) were usually trustworthy. You... didn't have time? You're a Narrator. "Yeah, I guess so." "Subsy, I'm flattered, but I don't think I've actually punched someone. Maybe a long time ago. And while I would object to the notion that I don't have enough brains to do things, but I prefer fighting anyway." "I can assure you, it wouldn't work very well. Just ask Subsy what happened last time we dueled, before she subbed out for Nameless. It wasn't good for her." "Please don't call me. If you do, I'll make sure I'm part of your tragic presentstory." "You're just mad cause you hate being called Subsy."
  4. Immortal Platypus
    we can both have them Haly i'm practically a lawyer
  5. Immortal Platypus
    shh. she should've made that clear then. it's too late once the agreement has been accepted.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    "TLT is where we are, genius. As for DND, I'll let Tam explain that one." It missed. Platypus was very good at dodging. He would also recommend that the Ennuller focus on the Ennuller from the Wall, or he would probably not like the results.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    did too. you offered and I accepted. that's a deal, which is a formal arrangement
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "Alright. Thank you... uh... Mr. Ennuller. I'll go do... something then." "Don't forget about this Bacon. If you try to take Endings, I would do pretty much anything in my power to stop you. Speaking of which..." Platypus pulled out Clemency. I've been meaning to try this. He wrote a simple command in the air: The ground turns to sand. "Yeah, and you're lame!" The sandwich started tap dancing, then split up and started a conga line down Tam's arm. he halted, then cut through the dome. Platypus was confused. The Ennullers at the Wall were literally the ones that kept the Narrators in, and restricted the chaos. As a Being of Order - he paused to look meaningfully at Subversion - he appreciated it.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob appeared next to Tam. "We help people? Only sometimes." The sandwich disappeared. "Mostly we're pretty goofy, but Tam is being too serious." The sandwich reappeared on the other dude's head, then started tap dancing. "We're the things that make TLT so wonderfully chaotic!"
  10. Immortal Platypus
    cheater
  11. Immortal Platypus
    I will PM you if you don't PM me
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Yes, of course I remember the duel. I remember more of dueling the weird almost-Nameless mostly, but yes I remember it. And you could've helped, it's not like I stopped you. "Yeah, but Kilometers is special. He's completely immune to Narration, remember? There was a whole plot about it."
  13. Immortal Platypus
    it's too late. a deal is a deal
  14. Immortal Platypus
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fine. PM me
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus' Luxblade extended into a pole and he vaulted over the wall, relentlessly continuing the attack. "Wonderful! I see you got my paperwork! Do you want to take it from here, or do you want my help?" Platypus slowed down his attack so that he knew the Ennuller could keep up, just in case the Ennuller from the Wall didn't want his help anymore. I barely even beat up Rond, and Thaidakar was distracted fighting Desolation. And that was a long time ago. Besides, when did you promise to help? Platypus looked on curiously, halting his attack. - Platypus spoke to Bacon. "Yeah. I'm ok with Moni having Endings, but I would trust very few others with it." "Like Kilometers! Love that guy, I'll need to get my Author to bring him back up!" Moni is one of Nameless' characters. Platypus cut through the dome with his Blades.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    yes. You should tell me secrets not mine. and I can't share others. so... no..
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I like secrets. Wizzy told me a secret a while ago. it was a long time ago
  18. Immortal Platypus
    secrets?
  19. Immortal Platypus
    "Oh really? I'd love to see you try." As he was talking, Platypus blitzed forward, Blades arcing towards the Ennuller's torso and head.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    Ya know, I'm pretty sure my name is better. No! I got here first! Name the last bad guy I successfully beat up. I'll wait. He thought for a second. Besides the assassins. They don't count cause I was the only person that was there to beat them up. Plus I didn't really even beat them up.
  21. Immortal Platypus

    bot

  22. Immortal Platypus
    not a very successful one. besides, the Sandwich can't leave the BftS thread
  23. Immortal Platypus
    Legally disputed?! I'll have you know there is no litigation, or other legal paperwork, civil or otherwise against my powers. And do you have a better name? You and I both know that naming things isn't my strong suit. Platypus blocked the Ennuller's strike with Vengeance, then twisting, blocked the arrow with the Luxblade. "Fight me you coward!" he yelled at the Ennuller. "It was!" Platypus called. "Though Subsy had it for a little while!" I believe I mentioned it originally around the time that Endings was brought up. I don't think so. if it is owned, it's definitely not in use. And you can't ping Nameless because he has a silly name cause someone stole his name during Ookla season
  24. Immortal Platypus
    you'll never get it
  25. Immortal Platypus
    I just looked back at this. Am I Superman? Or someone else?
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