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  1. Immortal Platypus
    Not "mostly immune" He is immune to all Narration he doesn't want to be bound by. "To be fair," Platypus starts, appearing next to Witless, "he might still destroy TLT. We can probably turn of the A.L.A.R.M. though."
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    "Back." He says with a slow, grim grin. "You could say that. I'm here to finish the job I started. Only now I have support. From an Author."
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    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "Great. This fills me with confidence." It says dryly. "I hope we get away fine. Actually, I couldn't care less what happens to you. I just want to get away from here safely."
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    "Ascend? I suppose you might have thought that. I was referring to what actually happened to Kilometers." Platypus grins. "Have fun with him." Platypus vanishes and Kilometers appears in his place.
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    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "Okay. How do you plan on leaving here?"
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    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "As I said, my soul is perfectly fine. My mind is changed, nothing else. And why does he need an evaluation?"
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    "I am something you've never been able to understand. I am patience. I am love. I am sometimes hatred and fear. I am, in essence, emotion incarnate. And for you to pin Valiant's death on me, of all people? That is cowardly, even for you. I don't stand for cowardice. I stand for those of us with the willingness to act, not just hide and pretend to be all powerful. What do you stand for Subversion? I will admit that I probably did cause your ascension. I freely proclaim it! I am willing to do things and thus can perform works beyond your limited understanding. You shouldn't have allowed me to do this. I shouldn't do it. But it has come to this." Platypus grimaces. "Farewell Subversion. Or don't. I couldn't care less. TLT could be finished."
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    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "My soul is untouched. Platypus just tried too hard to contain me and hasn't learned that I am a crucial part of this body. I have bided my time, waited patiently for the perfect moment to bring Dasgravan to Justice. And now, it is paying off." The Shrai shrugs. "I'm almost tempted too, but I guess I'll figure out my own way off. In the meantime, what are you guys looking for? And more importantly, could it help me get off of this planet?"
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    "It's possible I do, I never claimed perfect knowledge." Platypus laughs. "But, I mean, it's in the name. And I like to insult people who don't understand what is truly going on. That includes you. Because you still haven't realized who, or rather what, I am."
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    Island on a Distant World: Flower Field "Okay. I don't suppose Kaos essence would be good for me, would it? What exactly would it do?" The Shrai asks, ignoring Lark's outstretched hand.
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    "Maybe I'm no fun to you because what you think is fun is undermining all the power of threads and I don't. Besides, there is more at play here than you understand puny Narrator. The arc might still happen." Platypus growls at Subversion.
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    You're welcome. Is it weird that I notice things like that?
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    Or TLT. that gets crazy. PS. your signature link to "Frustration's power index" actually says "Frustraion's Power index" (It's missing the t)
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    Because of my immunity, I keep the sandwich.
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    You can have a petrified frog. I have a jack-o-lantern but it's made out of a rock
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    *hugs* Uh... I'm not exactly sure what to say here. The only thing I can think is to have a talk with the person and see if they're trying to improve on the first part. If they are, I think (I hope might be a better term) your mind will calm down a little bit. If they're not, I'd just ask them to try to improve. Sorry if that's not helpful. I don't really know what to say.
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    "No, because then he can't destroy TLT." Platypus explains in a patient 'I'm talking to a toddler' voice. Kilometers begins fading from where he is on the ground.
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    "Subversion. You're one to talk. You destroyed the very fabric of reality temporarily. He is being transposed as we speak. He is now in the forum they call "Wayne Trades"
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    On a related note, BACON! - @Aes Sedai
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    okay. all I knew is that we went dragon-finding and didn't blow anything up! we did use flamethrowers on a castle though.
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    Luckily, I won the debate and the judge gives me The Sandwich as a reward.
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    you only understand the psychology of a froooooog. I wish to be able to prove all things exist
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    YES!!!! wait. Did she actually blow anything up?
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