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  1. Bird Furious
    We arrive in the sandwich bar. “Pardon me, sir, have you seen The Sandwich?” ”Why yes. Right here.” Hands me a wrapped sandwich “Five dollars.” I pay. “Thank you. Here, Phillip.”
  2. Bird Furious
    Don’t you think that’s a rather sensible way of putting it?
  3. Bird Furious
    However, nobody could tell of this was good or bad, because nobody had been paying attention.
  4. Bird Furious
    Haly looked around. “Maybe another dragon? I don’t know any of those.”
  5. Bird Furious
    I start down the stairs, then realize I left my stuff. I come back, grab my bag, and continue.
  6. Bird Furious
    And then somebody threw flip flops from the rafters, and the stew was instantly perfect.
  7. Bird Furious
    “Ooh, what’s that? Can I touch it?”
  8. Bird Furious
    “Hello, Phillip.” (Hal-ee) “I haven’t seen a shadow with a sandwich, but sure, why not? I’m just happy to not be in confinement. Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff took over for Ookla season. It’s not fair. But oh well! There’s a sandwich bar downstairs. We could look there.”
  9. Bird Furious
    Haly eeks “That was weird.”
  10. Bird Furious
    “…I need him to burn you to DEEEAAAATTTTTHHHHH!!” I sit back, feeling happy about having finished my favorite song. Then I realize here’s somebody outside. “Sure, come in.” I open the window. “Who are you? I’m Haly.”
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    Beautiful! Your syntax is lovely. 183
  13. Bird Furious
    “The one with the firey breath… how much is that dragon in the window…”
  14. Bird Furious
    Granted. However, anybody who sees you will have a nagging need to go somewhere else. Thus, you will be alone. I wish to be able to play all magical instruments perfectly.
  15. Bird Furious
    Happy in my hotel, munching snacks and looking through character references, I start humming. ”How much is that dragon in the window…”
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    Jdjjsngowj I dare somebody to use that to make a sentence 181
  17. Bird Furious
    I am now Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff, temporary self-appointed tyrant of the Ooklas. And everyone else. Carry on.
  18. Bird Furious
    Satisfied, Jasnah turned to the conga line of volcanoes… @Ookla the Ta'veren
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  20. Bird Furious
    Well, what does your platypus think?
  21. Bird Furious
    I wish they’d blow up. That would be cool. 179
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    “Absolutely! What do you need?”
  24. Bird Furious
    Cuz they’re the tools of a civilization built on sticks. 176
  25. Bird Furious
    Ah! Therein lies my salvation. I carefully and clearheaded my find my way out and spend several blissful hours in a fast food place and arcade.
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