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Boys. Not ONLY boys, but... Boys.
Bird Furious replied to Channelknight Fadran's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Root root is yummy. Cuz it’s wooden and covered in bugs and tastes like cardboard and dirt, but less processed. -
Nayka felt a strange sense of disappointment. What did you think, she scolded herself harshly, That they’d let you become one of them? That you could actually fit in? Her stomach twinged. Remember what happened to Buka? Theives don’t belong anywhere. Now focus. Nayka twisted away from Whist, holding a bundle close—the bundle she’d stashed with Whist for safekeeping and only just retrieved. Dashing across the floor, however, she skidded to a halt. Another one. Just outside. He locked eyes with her and nodded. She backed away, rising panic awakening in her. She glanced around wildly for a window—a door—a rope from a balcony, anything. But nothing came of it. So she let the officer take her back to Whist. Haen steered Nayka back into the common room and pointed at the bundle. “Proof enough?”
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Officer Haen backed away. What just happened again? Time for that later, she told herself. “You,” she growled at Nayka. “What did you do with it? Where’s the Aiesketor?”(Im still figuring out what it it XD) Nayka paled. She had not been counting on this. How could Whist do this to her? You know the drill. It’s time to cut your losses and blow this joint. Doesnt matter how much you sort of don’t want to. Nayka ducked behind Whist, whimpering. “Excuse me, Ma’am,” Haen addressed Whist through clenched teeth. “I don’t believe I’ve properly introduced myself. My name is Officer Haen, and this is little Nayka. She’s stolen valuable goods from Eunat to Wechen (made ‘em up, pretend they’re cities on opposite sides of the island). She’s wanted in fifteen different cities. Now. Would you mind?”
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“Good to know.” Kealie grinned. “I’ll stay for now, at least, if you all don’t mind.” She squinted up ahead. There. A beautiful four-point deer. She snuck forward, carefully and intentionally not making noise, until she arrived within range. Then she slipped the morningknife—at least the blade part—out of its sheath.
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Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
Bird Furious replied to Going_North_cal's topic in Roleplaying
The Belowplace (giant tree) Haly brightened. “Can I borrow one? Just for a bit?” -
Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
Bird Furious replied to Going_North_cal's topic in Roleplaying
“Nope,” Haly replied cheerfully. “I was trying to Find a sword. All I have are marshmallows.” Holds out her hand, in which a marshmallow sword, full size, appears. She tossed it off the branch with a sigh. “One of these days.” -
“I know. But… I also kind of like fighting stuff and watching other people fight stuff and all that.” Shrugs “I don’t know. It’s weird.”
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Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
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The Belowplace (giant tree) ”My name is Haly, and this is one of the many dimensions the Belowplace connects to. You access it through the floor of the clinic.” Shrugs “Anyway, how are you?” -
“Into this forest? Yes.” She headed in some direction, listening for animals. “And I wanna go back.”
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Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
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“Hi!” Haly greeted enthusiastically. “So how did you get down here? I thought I was the only one who could access the Belowplace.” It was a nice spot, a platform carved into a branch in a tree so large, the ground must have been miles away. The branch overall was at least as wide as four highways, and over to the left, carved into the platform, was a small set of stairs leading down into the bench. -
“Partially true.” Kealie scanned the forest. Wind is mild, blowing somewhere between east and southeast. Foliage barely rustling. Some small animal just ran out of the bushes to my left. She started creeping forward, listening for anything abnormal.
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“Sorry. I wasn’t being very nice earlier, so sorry.”
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Kealie headed out the door and picked a random direction to walk in. Sooner we find the deer, the better. Then I can go do something productive, like sneak into the woods and practice fighting trees. Speaking of trees, she soon entered beneath their canopy and found herself relax a little. People were people, and trees were trees. Both had their pros and cons, but somehow she still managed to live with a healthy dose of each. A lot of things are like that—opposing views, cats and dogs, work and free time, speech and silence. Speech and silence particularly—it’s always hard to know what to say, or if you should say anything at all, but it usually balances out in the end. “Vance?”
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I just want to go to sleep at home and forget any of this ever happened. Kealie sighed. “Fine. Sure. Okay.” I really thought the outside world would have more monsters and less people pestering me with annoying logic. She started for the door, Eej following her closely.
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Kealie folded her arms. “Yes, yes it is. But why exactly do you want me to come? If you want me to get a deer, I don’t need a chaperone. If you want me out of their way so I don’t kill any more runes, you can just tell me. So why are you coming?” Pure curiosity here, no hostility
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Kealie set them down. “One, they are not crazy bunny powers. It’s called Ocumeritation. Also, that was a fluke. Living things don’t change except in very specific circumstances. Third, I KNOW I’m not very useful or threatening in any way, but I would prefer to critique my OWN abilities, thanks.” She paused. “Also, deer are boring.”
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I’m happy.
This is actually quite a good thing for me to be saying, I’ll have you know. Happiness is healthy as long as it’s not UNhealthy.
Anyway, Im happy and just wanted to say so.
Also, Enya’s ‘Now We Are Free’ is really good. I finally know what the song is that has been nagging at me for years! Yay!
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I think every single one of you is a crazy. Good for you! Also, we’re all interesting, so we got that going for us
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Sharder One-Liners
Bird Furious replied to Channelknight Fadran's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
That’s honestly the cutest thing ever… ”This is a rat pancake”—me, on the blackboard in Spanish class today ”Can I pet it?”—also me, speaking of a locker shelf that a friend was using as a mini table ”ITS A SHRIMP.”—me again, holding most of a powdered donut (it did sort of look like a shrimp…” And now here’s a real one. The Council of Bob informed them that they'd received a zero on their complaint for grossly going against the required format. @Nameless -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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The Battle for the Sandwich
Bird Furious replied to AltonicKeys's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
After a very long absence, I arise for revenge. Screaming a battle cry, I arise with my songspear and hunt down Mr Misting. Then I stop short and pull out a subway card. ”I crave revenge, or reparations. In fact, I demand them, or your blood will spill by the edge of this useless card.”- 13683 replies
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“I don’t need arrows. I have my morningknife.” She patted it. “Also, why do I want to come with you again? Also where are we going and what are we fighting?“ Nayka wandered over. “Cool, how’d you do that?”
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I DO NOT. BLOWING STUFF UP IS FUN. My mom won’t let me burn up a paper. No matter how I pester her. How annoying—It’s just a paper!
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I proceed to blow up more things
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YAY IT BLEw up YAYYAYYAYIGOTAYUMYEXPLOSION
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