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  1. Bird Furious
    Being in the car at night is nowhere near as fun as it is in the day even in the day it gets tiring. This is my convo. Go away. This isn’t fair. Oh. Well, SORRY. Pardon that. I need to tie her up for the time being.
  2. Bird Furious
    I have no idea what this means. So no. Is there cider around here?
  3. Bird Furious
    Thank you. I do my very best. As to-be self-appointed tyrant of the Ookla season, it is important that I present myself as such. *ahem*
  4. Bird Furious
    TANIIIII COME HELP ME BLOW SOMETHING UP Like a china shop Ooh, or a stadium please?
  5. Bird Furious
    I have come to announce that you have the honor of the obligation of accepting me as a member of TFAISA.
  6. Bird Furious
    Imma go blow up that car. *proceeds to do so*
  7. Bird Furious
    *sips some root* It could use some gunpowder. *sprinkles a little bit of gunpowder, then gulps the root* YUMMY. NOW LETS BLOW STUFF UP.
  8. Bird Furious
    I WANT ROOT Hey Thaidakar can I have root? Edit: don’t be ridiculous, Calano. Anyone can see he’s healthily insane. Can we blow something up?
  9. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace “IM FREE. IM FREE. THANK YOU. ”We should do the one with the weird U.”
  10. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace (giant evil marshmallow that’s KILLING ME) Haly, you’re not supposed to interfere with the headlines. Oh, yeah. Sorry. “Just do it. Please. If it’ll get me out of here.”
  11. Bird Furious
    “I WANT IT!” I scream, and run up and grab the sandwich and disappear into a manhole before deciding ‘no’ and jumping back out and hiding under a rug
  12. Bird Furious
    “Hmm? Oh, sure. Yeah, once I get out of this marshmallow. Creature. Thing. Grr. BE A WALL SO I CAN WALK THROUGH YOU, PLEASE.”
  13. Bird Furious
    I enter as a dark blue Eastern dragon. “Sounds simple enough. Perhaps I can be of assistance.”
  14. Bird Furious
    Kealie knelt down to skin the deer. “Lemme know if you have questions.”
  15. Bird Furious
    I would but I’m tired. And also there’s a dog over there.
  16. Bird Furious
    I need sleep, yet I shall not get it. How can this be?
  17. Bird Furious
    I have a stone wolf and a stone dragon. I have some crystal puzzle animals, two of the cats made from tiny legos, and a cat made of… I think that special kind of glass or something. Probably others that I’m forgetting. Do you like a band with a really weird name?
  18. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace (falling from a giant tree) Marshmallon was summoned at the same instant as Haly’s marshmallow. And thus, Haly sank twice as far and stood up with a relieved sigh—then fell back down. Oh yeah. Most marshmallows tend to be wobbly. She looked up at the light. “Hello?”
  19. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace (giant tree) Welp. This was not the sort of day Haly had expected. She screamed for one of the tree’s winged patrons, but, of course, it was their hour off. Obviously. So she turned to the next obvious solution. “I NEED A GIANT MARSHMALLOW!” She screamed.
  20. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace (giant tree) A lot of water crashed into the branch, a tidal wave’s worth. Haly cling to the little branch, but the water swept her away. Off the branch, to fall toward the ground. Then the water vanished, leaving Haly (and probably Wynn) falling through the air. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
  21. Bird Furious
    The Belowplace(giant tree) “Ooh, amnesia? Amnesia is so fun!” The sword reappeared in Haly’s grasp and she yelped with joy. And then. She get the familiar tingle in her fingers. Uh oh. ”Wynn!” She called. “Grab onto something, quickly!” She lounged for a twig on the uncut part of the branch. And she made it, barely.
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  23. Bird Furious
    Burnded trees are yummy.
  24. Bird Furious
    Nayka shrugged and looked over at Whist.
  25. Bird Furious
    I like solved problems. And dragons, swords, cool shredded denim dragon-killer jackets, music, sentiment chainsaws, rat pancakes, complications in fictional romance, feeling evil when I do stuff to my characters, sugar, burgers, complaining, and sleep.
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