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  1. Bird Furious
    Very well. Thank you for this hearty brew. You just THANKED someone for something? I thought you were a tyrant! I have to establish myself first. Now shush. *grumble grumble* Edit: @Shining Silhouette, how is my throne coming along? I need it by tomorrow. I presume it is almost ready?
  2. Bird Furious
    “I think I hear one. This way.” Kealie walked toward a faint sound of water in the distance.
  3. Bird Furious
    *rolls eyes* Actually, that’s five hundred bucks. *hands him five hundred bucks and opens a jar of root* You added nutmeg?
  4. Bird Furious
    *sips again* Perfect. A tyrantly brew. I shall take fifty jars. And yes, I’ll pay… this time.
  5. Bird Furious
    “That’s… an interesting way of thinking about it.” Stands up “Is there a river around here?”
  6. Bird Furious
    I do not think it is just you. I believe this is a very true reality. However, I am beyond caring about such things. As long as my subjects are contented.
  7. Bird Furious
    I will take some. *does so, and sips it* Not bad. Would you happen to have any nutmeg?
  8. Bird Furious
    There’s a thread for it somewhere that I found on accident. I mean, through grueling, strenuous questing. Its November 26–December 19, as far as I remember.
  9. Bird Furious
    Welcome, Quill. This place is wonderful… people are nice… fun roleplays, blah blah blah… now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and continue to announce my temporary tyrannical takeover. Goodbye.
  10. Bird Furious
    “NO!” I beat my fists on the side of the confinement. “LET ME OUT! I JUST WANT SOME FOOD… PLEASE…” Hmm. It would appear that your idea didn’t work out so well. Quit gloating. Leave me to be mad in peace.
  11. Bird Furious
    Ah yes. Temporary lapse of reason. Forgive me and never speak of this to anyone. Hmm. You will have to be dealt with.
  12. Bird Furious
    I have decided that somehow Haly is in two places at once. Let’s call it the Propendity Proposal. Haly examines the wall, hoping there are no monsters hiding inside, because that would be bad.
  13. Bird Furious
    “I think that’s more awesome than knowing how it works.” Kealie sighed. “It’s SO not fair that you have magic you can use and stuff. And I’m turning runes into cats. Oh well.”
  14. Bird Furious
    It’s not the beauty of the area over which I have jurisdiction. It’s the fact of the existence of a rival monarch. He can be a governer.
  15. Bird Furious
    And then I would kill or dethrone him because any monarch threatens the foundation of my tyrannical rule. But I’m sure he would have fun winning.
  16. Bird Furious
    Yes, because I happen to favor you who oldest. Though I am slightly resentful, for I only have four siblings. However, I shall not let such a tiny fact obscure my vision.
  17. Bird Furious
    Hmm. I’m very glad I chose you as a cotyrant.
  18. Bird Furious
    Yes. Certainly. Let’s blow up… umm… a petroleum factory. I shall go find some napalm.
  19. Bird Furious
    I look around, then head for a burger joint. I need some fast food after being told I shall be in confinement until the Ookla season is over. I find it supremely unfair.
  20. Bird Furious
    It pains me to say this, in light of my tyrannical takeover in preparation for Ookla season, but… would anyone happen to know when it begins? And also when it’s duration terminates? Edit: Never mind. I have been informed. This never happened.
  21. Bird Furious
    I find it my pleasure to announce my tyrannical takeover in preparation for Ookla season. You, my dear fellow oldest children, are special. Congratulations. You have a slightly higher chance of survival through this season.
  22. Bird Furious
    I grudgingly allow Haly out of her confinement. I hurry after Forgettable, happy to be out of my confinement.
  23. Bird Furious
    I appreciate your initiative. I do not pay in advance.
  24. Bird Furious
    Perfect. I need a throne. A firey dragon throne with many amethysts and some platinum. I need it by Friday. Is that possible? And yes… I’ll do the decent thing and pay…
  25. Bird Furious
    Good. Now. Who do I need to speak to about a throne?
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