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  1. Bird Furious
    I suppose I do have a history of being unreliable. 228
  2. Bird Furious
    “Or it could be wrong.” I start walking and humming and looking for birds.
  3. Bird Furious
    Then, somebody entered and baked a pumpkin pie. Unfortunately, the only pumpkin she could find was Santa’s.
  4. Bird Furious
    But… but I did. I think. Oh well, have a cookie. 226
  5. Bird Furious
    Precisely. That’s what makes me the perfect Ookla tyrant. You see, I like oxymorons. I am a very magnanimous tyrant.
  6. Bird Furious
    I’m Haly right now. BlowUpper is only here to be Ookla tyrant. She let me out of my gun safe for this. ”Yay! Dragons are great.” I wander around, then dig a hole and find a sandwich tracker. “Hey! We can use this. We need to travel east—a long way.”
  7. Bird Furious
    However, Santa had become stuck inside a pumpkin.
  8. Bird Furious
    I WILL REMEMBER TO NUMBER IT THIS TIME. 224 see?
  9. Bird Furious
    Granted. However, though none of those wishes will have banes connected to them, they must be made over the body of a deer who was killed by a blown-up beach ball. One wish per deer. I wish to live in the same town as all of my friends, super close together.
  10. Bird Furious
    Oh, don’t worry. I’m a very magnanimous tyrant.
  11. Bird Furious
    I finally wake up and say hi to my dragon friends. “We should go find the sandwich again,” I tell platypus.
  12. Bird Furious
    AHA! Perfect. Thank you. Anyone want chocolate? Edit: 220 (why do I keep doing this )
  13. Bird Furious
    Then the world started raining spheres.
  14. Bird Furious
    “HELLO DRAGON!” O dash out of the carriage. “I BROUGHT YOU A JEWELRY!!!” I hoist a chest full of gold and gems and set it down before the dragon. “IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO BEHOLD YOU.”
  15. Bird Furious
    Of course you do—or will, come the 26th. But I shall keep my decrees reasonable. Probably. Edit: ninja’d haha
  16. Bird Furious
    This was bad.
  17. Bird Furious
    I think at least several posts have gone uncounted… 218
  18. Bird Furious
    “DRAGON? STOP! WE HAVE TO GO SAY HI!!”
  19. Bird Furious
    Stealing is still fun! Um… can I have more? 214
  20. Bird Furious
    Friend? Hmm. Well, I’ll have to think about that. For now, let’s say sort of.
  21. Bird Furious
    Your current one. I don’t remember your last one.
  22. Bird Furious
    Hmm. Interesting. I have a hard time imagining ppl beyond their prof pics. So I imagine you as your profile pic. Wonderful, isn’t it?
  23. Bird Furious
    Not at all! CHILDRENS LIKE BLOWING THINGS UP! In fact, I should dress up as a smol child and hold a smol child PARTY! We can BLOW UP STUFF! And make DRAGONS! However, I rarely wear pink/purple. I do, however, wear my very faded fleece-lined ripped denim dragon-killer jacket a lot (Is just a worn out Levi’s from my dad, but it’s the best). Help me organize the party!
  24. Bird Furious
    Me?
  25. Bird Furious
    HERE, JUST FOR YOU! 209
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