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Bird Furious

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  1. Haly shrugged. “Dunno. I think she’s his guardian or something.”
  2. I hand Ta’veren a flamethrower and blew a spurt of fire in the air.
  3. So should I conk somebody on the head with a shovel? I don’t think I have a shovel. How was I digging?
  4. What if I like brownies and happen to have some to share?
  5. Inae, a rather foolhardy villager, asked what it was, shouting over the battlements.
  6. The towns people prepared a barrier of blades around a quarter of the town.
  7. Erv rolled his eyes and grinned, then followed. “All right.” (I have decided that he is maybe 18-20.)
  8. “I wouldn’t know,” the man replied. “I’ve just arrived in town. You could inquire at the tea house down the street.”
  9. NO! I just rhymed stuff…
  10. What if it’s intentional?
  11. “Perfect!” I rummage around and find five flamethrowers. “You want one?”
  12. “Okay, cool! I keep learning things!” Beams
  13. Why does everyone always think my skin is pirple?
  14. “Cuz what’s the use of landing INSIDE the fire moat if we can’t either cross a fire moat or have flamethrowers?”
  15. Wow. That’s impressive. Do you really have that memorized? We’re watching Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back for my brother’s movie choice. We were out of popcorn kernels so we ate candy pumpkins left over from Halloween instead. And I get to cuddle my baby brother!
  16. NOT ME! I DONT WANNA EAT LIMPETS! PLEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZEEEEE!
  17. I also am curious. 1334
  18. This made many people very uneasy, and with good reason.
  19. "No, it's the trident. I can see it too." See her. My name is Tors. "See her, I mean," TAAron corrected. “Yep. Tors is great.” “I’m just gonna pretend I know what thAt is and assume you guys have this under control.”
  20. Nayka nodded. “Interesting…” hands Fiadh a paper. “Do you draw?”
  21. Hmm. I will give you until Monday. I appreciate your artistic integrity.
  22. So I suppose I’ll just have to poison him.
  23. “Oh. Thanks.” She examines the drawing again. “You didn’t sleep? I’m sorry.”
  24. I would be absolutely furious. And you probably are. I’m so sorry, and I hope it works out. Here’s a dragon-shaped pie for you. Sickness. The worst bane of life. I’m so sorry.
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