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NerdyAarakocra

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  1. *Revives the shoes* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!
  2. I can store free investiture! FUN.
  3. Eh, I enjoyed the book a lot. It is very slow though. To each their own, I guess. \_(o_o)_/ What is the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Bear in mind that it must fit the answer, 42.
  4. Do you have any vegetarian ones?
  5. However, all of the canon cannonballs and cannon canonballs fall into a plot hole, missing me entirely.
  6. Here's some hot oil to fry them in. I have some latkes.
  7. Nope. TPBM gets magazines.
  8. @Aes Sedai Tinak looked at teh castle of Windwarn. This would be a fun place to practice her crafts...
  9. Il'anque stood firm. She raised her blade in salute to the wyvern. She would not die today. Something welled up within her. She reached into a pouch in her tunic and grabbed a something small. A seed. The potential for infinite life, wrapped up in a small shell. I will not die today. She focused on the seed. And willed it to grow. Wood spread out from the seed, growing into an ornate bow and several arrows. This normally would have left her feeling drained, but this time it didn't. She strung the bow, and knocked an arrow. I will NOT! DIE! TODAY! She fired the bow, directly at the wyvern. How am I doing this? I never was able to use a bow before... But that didn't matter. She would fight - for life and for death, in equal measure. She would not die today.
  10. "I have no son! Eat salt!" - ToH What would you do if you found a dated cultural reference IYP?
  11. You forgot something...
  12. No, the pheasants all went on vacation earlier.
  13. YOU! CANNOT! HAVE! MY! GOAT! - Dalinar Kholin, Oathbringer
  14. It's possible that she tapped them all in collusion with the Malwish. Or the Malwish could have some sort of (Thaylen-style) investiture-remover-tuning-fork-thing.
  15. I'm not sure if that would use up enough Ruinous Investiture to be viable. But still, YES. *Saze writing Kaladin fanfic noises*
  16. Actually, while we were talking, I had all of your peasants revolt. They now are part of an anarcho-syndicalist commune and no longer accept you as their ruler.
  17. I'll give you a dauthi voidwalker. (MTG jokes) I have a mind-controlled servant from that helm that Emulaton gave me...
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