NerdyAarakocra

DUN DUN DUN!!!

According to Merriam-Webster, I am now: Foremost Having a higher rank than others bearing the same designation Comprehensive Definitive Chief Lavish Lofty Wonderful I could use the entry for 'Grand' as a noun, but that would make for a less fun post. EDIT: Two random posts that didn't deserve reputation just got liked so many times that Vyre is out to kill me. Thanks a lot.

Thank you for the kind words, double thanks for the hugs, and quadruple thanks for the cat.

Salutations, fellow humanoid! Welcome to the shard. Here is your complimentary shardblade!

Basic math: ADHD + bullies in school + being behind on work - chatting with friends = Unintelligible screaming noises. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG!

True. However, then you have to deal with people who are intelligent enough to make it into higher level classes, but can't avoid being stupid and obnoxious. They're the worst. Period.

@Channelknight Fadran

YKYASW you get your entire friend group into Stormlight.

Preservation?

Urithiru would be my guess.

This thread died... now where will I get my root beer float!?! CURSE YOU, INEXORABLE MARCH OF TIME!

YKYASW when you turn your D&D campaign into a reference to Venli's backstory.

@Tani How's the preparation for your campaign going? EDIT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO DOUBLE POST: I just had a D&D session, and I beat my DM at her own game. Basically, we were in the forest, and we had just finished a forced march through a jungle. we set up camp, but a weretiger showed up, and told us to get off of his territory. He gave us two options: 1. We leave his territory immediately 2. We submit one of our number to be hunted. Obviously, our DM wanted for the hunt to happen. However, about half of us have flying or climbing speeds, and we own a Bronze Griffon. I asked the weretiger what the bounds of his territory were, and he told me that they went west, all the way to the coast. We were heading northwest at the time. I asked if the territory began at the tree line. My DM was confused, but said that that was correct. I then told the weretiger that in exactly one hour, we would leave his territory. Everyone else was confused, and then I explained my plan - we would cross the jungle via the canopy. My DM got very annoyed, explaining that she wanted the hunt to happen. However, she accepted the plan, and we got to the canopy, ending the session.

YOU HAVE DOUBLE POSTED! YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT! Eh, it's OK. Happens to the best of us. At this point, I think that you should start writing.

put nut hut

505. The true power was within you all along!

I can write in very modern Anglo-Saxon runes. In fact, I'm doing it right now! TPBM is part of too many threads in the Forum Games and Random Stuff section.

Hi! Many compliments that convey how impressed I am without sounding generic and/or forum pleasantries, because this is EPIC. Awkward intro aside, I have a prompt. Full disclosure: this is from a D&D campaign. Prompt: A devil (Ashdlaron) has been struggling against his dark side for a long time. However, with the fate of the world at stake, Kaladin-level depression, and a complicated set of unlikely events, he has given in. This is devastating to the entire party, but most of all to our companion, who will do anything - including sacrificing her soul - to get Ash back.

@EmulatonStromenkiin

Me: "I exist to get allomantically manipulated by Kelsier."

We cannot stop 'cause rhymes are top and grammar can stop the topic, you can drop.

Hello! Great to have you on the shard. I would recommend Mistborn (Era 1) as a good starting point for Cosmere books. If you want to go the extra mile, though, Stormlight Archive is a great series as well.

Wow!