I was obsessed with hot air balloons.
Whenever I saw a big body of water, like a pond or a lake, I said, "Whoa. That's a big water bottle."
I apparently said the word "Chandelier" while I was only one years old, having only heard the word months earlier.
I think this was after my first Halloween. My mom had taken a little container of the Nerds candy and poured them on the table for me to eat. I was eating them one at a time. When I got to only four left, she heard me say, "Look, a square." Then I ate one, so there were three left. She might have been expecting a triangle next, but I said, "look, a heart." Then I ate one, so there were two left. And my mom had no idea what I was going to say. She listened very closely, and heard me say, "look, a mirror."
I think I blew her mind that day.