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  1. The Bookwyrm
    Using his Pure Willpower, Nin was able to make it to the top.
  2. The Bookwyrm
    Nin began to get frostbite.
  3. The Bookwyrm
    "Which Honorblade is that, anyway?" Bookwyrm asked as he summoned his Shardblade and followed Nameless into the darkness.
  4. The Bookwyrm
    As he stewed in his anger, Nin realized that in order to be a really cool ninja, he needed a really cool magical katana.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm stopped time, positioned himself accordingly, summoned his Narrationblade, and quickly disarmed and defeated the ninja.
  6. The Bookwyrm
    "Wait....'So you have chosen death'? What?" Bookwyrm said, somewhat concerned.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm sighed and decided to go off somewhere else and do something.
  8. The Bookwyrm
    "Time!" Bookwyrm yelped.
  9. The Bookwyrm
    "Uh...." Bookwyrm hesitated. "Well, I'm honestly thinking that you two argue a lot."
  10. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm stood on the sidelines of this argument and watched with a curious expression.
  11. The Bookwyrm
    Meaning that he was the ruler of a nation inhabited entirely by two donkeys.
  12. The Bookwyrm
    Except for Joe Bob Billy, who didn't believe in oracles.
  13. The Bookwyrm
    "What is that stuff, anyway?"
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Why are all of The Unknown Novel's statements strangely philosophical?
  15. The Bookwyrm
    Mine is currently Rhythm of War, just because so much stuff happens and you learn so much. The trend will probably be that whatever the latest Stormlight book is will also be my favorite. Before RoW, it was The Final Empire, because it was the first one I read, and it's nostalgic to me. Still definitely one of my favorites.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm shrugged. "I mean, this is an insanity clinic...." He jumped in the hole after Nameless and Thaidakar, lashing himself upwards slightly to prevent himself from hitting the ground too hard if it was a long drop.
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    Meanwhile, in the western regions.... Kalan ran through the battlefield, bullets whizzing past him as he dove for cover. He landed behind a large boulder, covering his head as a cannon fired. The cannonball hit the ground nearby, sending up a cloud of black sand and dust. Paul, Kalan's comrade and close friend, had also taken cover behind the same boulder. He held his sword in one hand, and a shield in the other. His rifle was slung over his back. Paul had been always a little unconventional in his fighting habits, but Kalan had to admit they were effective. Kalan himself simply used a rifle. "How are you holding up?" Paul asked him. "Pretty well, give or take," Kalan replied as he caught his breath. "Those rebels are giving us a hard time today, though." The two ducked their heads as another cannonball fired. This battlefield was on the outskirts of the Malari desert, so all of the rocks and sand were black. Kalan's blue and white uniform was caked in the stuff. He'd have to clean that after the battle. Assuming he survived. "Don't worry," Paul said. "All we have to do is hold this position until another cloudship brings reinforcements. With those fresh troops, we'll outnumber them and win easily." "I hope you're right...." Kalan trailed off as a communication came in through his earpiece. Orders from Commander Satra, a voice said. She says to regroup at points B and C and prepare for a counterattack. Kalan hefted his rifle and looked at Paul, who had received the same communication. They nodded to each other, then leaped over the boulder and began running toward the regroup point. "For the Queen!" Paul yelled as he ran. "For Shalari!" Kalan yelled.
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    This caused Found the Kitten to start a revolution to free his explosive brethren.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    The clowns declared war against the ninjas.
  20. The Bookwyrm
    Uh......yes. He did not fall from a building, though.
  21. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm accidentally pulled a ninja on Nameless narrating, which caused a temporary rift in the continuity of TLT.
  22. The Bookwyrm
    He kept talking about philosophy as GBCI continued to dwindle in bankruptcy.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    The Ghanderflaffle Builders Co. Incorporated, or GBCI, was unfortunately close to bankruptcy.
  24. The Bookwyrm
    Whoa. You, my friend, just blew my mind. Especially after what happened in Rhythm of War, I think it would be really, really cool if you've stumbled across a hidden secret in Brandon's naming techniques. Brandon Sanderson has said that he is deriving the names of the Unmade from deities in certain mythologies. Here's the quote from the Coppermind: Note that Ba-Ado-Mishram is one of the two they've been unable to figure out. Maybe there's a Hindu deity that somehow fits the translation you've found above?
  25. The Bookwyrm
    He even hired a Nicroburst to help him mow them down faster.
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