Emery the Steelrunner

If we’re going off of first letter in our names, then mine would be callsign: Energy. If I can choose whatever, then I would choose either Thunderbird or Steel.

Welcome to the shard @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES! We’re glad to have you here.

Use the sun as a battery using a Dyson Swarm. Just a couple thousand thin mirrors pointed at a massive solar-panel.

Welcome to the shard @Onironte! We’re glad to have you here.

Welcome to the shard @Faceless Immortal. We’re glad to have you here. No life would not be pointless, but it wouldn’t be as fun without all the theorizing.

Welcome to the shard @FrodoBaggins. We’re glad to have you here, and your reading order looks ok.

Welcome to the shard @Siri. Release your inner nerd!

Welcome to the shard @Nazh. We are glad to have you here. You can think of this whole site as a support group for all of us Brandofandonitis afflicted. Welcome to the club.

Welcome to the shard @Sjsharks93. We’re glad to have you here with us.

Welcome to the shard @Fenrir77. We are glad to have you here. I think we all might be a little addicted to the Cosmere. *walks off shaking and muttering.* “Where are my books? I need my books man!”

Sorry that I’m late. Welcome to the shard @Russell 9-Fingers.It has been terrible for my free time, but it has been fun.

Has anyone here figured out how to actually play Pai Sho?

Welcome to the shard @Shining Silhouette. I play the clarinet.

Waffle out of 15, and very delicious.

Mmmm lies.

“Ha, no.” Jared said with a laugh. “I’m learning enchanting. How about you?” Jared asked Katie.

“Do you have any threes, left Viator?” Viator looked through the small portal on his left and flipped over that hand of cards. There were no threes. “Go fish you cheater.” The Viator in the large left portal said. “How am I cheating?” Viator asked offended. “You keep looking at my cards.” Left Viator retorted. “That’s how you play one person go fish!” Viator whisper hissed at himself, “besides, if anyone is cheating then it is right Viator. He keeps stealing from the center.” “That is untrue and you know it you teleporting fiend.” Right Viator snapped. “Guys can we please just get along?” plead Forwards Viator, “This always happens when we play go fish.” “Fine” all the Viators grumbled. “It’s your turn Left” Viator said, as he went back to the game.

Jared listened to Ben’s enthusiasm for the past and then nodded at the newcomers. “It’s a pleasure to meet you Katie and Anmil. I’m Jared.” He tried to smile as warmly as he could, to mask his earlier embarrassment.

“Ok.” Jared said skeptically. “Just don’t wake me up in the middle of the night if you have a nightmare. I’m not nocturnal like an Owlson.” He smiled at Ben, and went back to eating; but then paused when he heard two girls approaching the table. Jared turned around, and stared at the girls in shock and coughed a little. “Yeah of course.” He croaked out. “If it’s ok with you Ben.” Jared said twisting back to his friend. Jared blushed a little and kicked himself on the inside “Wow… great first impression Jared.” he thought to himself.

I know that I’m actually a loser. Sarcasm doesn’t translate well to text.

Ryker picked himself off the ground and started to dust off his clothes. “You’d think that the occupants of this fortress would be more considerate to those trying to rob them.” He grumbled as the the shaking calmed to a weak vibrating. He scrambled from door to door trying to find one that was unlocked. It was no use. They were all locked and he would have to try and pick them. “Could you stop with the shaking you stupid building!” Ryker half shouted half whispered. “It’s making it really hard to pick these locks!” As if in protest of his complaints, a loud boom sounded, and a huge tremor shook the tower. “No!” Ryker shouted as his lock pick snapped. “You (insert world’s expletives here)!” He kicked the door in a rage, and the door swung open… Revealing a broom closet. “Oh, (insert world’s expletives here)!” Ryker swore. “You open up after my tools are broken, and it’s a broom closet!” He shouted. “Who locks a (insert world’s expletives here) broom closet!?!?” He kicked his broken picks across the floor, and they bounced off the opposite wall with a faint tinkling sound. Ryker slumped down and sighed in defeat; however, he immediately jumped back to his feet with a jolt. He could hear someone running up the stairs. @Eluvianii.

“It is always good to remember the past, you need to remember.” Jared said nodding. “Are you worried about learning necromancy?” Jared asked, “I heard that you get haunted pretty easily if you aren’t careful.”