Primeival Chaos

When you try to arrest him, I shoot out from his mouth, grabbing the sandwich from you. I then arrest Sequence for tampering with the governmental cameras and arrest Wizard for assault and swallowing of a person

It was not Wayne, nor was it Wax. 1. This character smiles a lot 2. They are disconcerting to some 3. They were betrayed by a former associate 4. They worked with others to destroy a powerful entity

Little did you know, I used my Shapeshifter Transmogrifier 3000 to transform into the violet fizzy water. I reform into my normal self and set my transmogrifier to sandwich mode. Everything that I shoot with it turns into a duplicate sandwich, leaving me to take the actual sandwich and run while everyone else is scrambling for decoy sandwiches

Not Dilaf 1. This character smiles a lot 2. They are disconcerting to some 3. They were betrayed by a former associate

WITH THE MIGHTY POWER OF DEUS EX MACHINA, I SUMMON A ROBOT OUT OF NOWHERE TO STEAL THE SANDWICH FROM YOUR HANDS *coughs* I should really stop yelling

It's not Denth, Tien, Marsh, Lift, Shallan, or Kelsier 1. This character smiles a lot 2. They are disconcerting to some

I don't know who Karn is ???????/3.14159265359

Lets go! Sorry for taking a while I completely forgot about this lol 1. This character smiles a lot

Luthadel?

All of a sudden, a cloud passes over the sun. From that shadow, and enormous, well, shadow appears. The huge shadow magnate yells for the shadows to go back to work. The cowardly shadows realize that their union is pointless and they should just go back to their drudgery, living tiny paycheck to tiny paycheck. I grab the sandwich from Nerdy's hand as they are distracted and jump up into the cloud that formed the shadow. It is secretly my personal riding cloud. I cackle as I speed away off into the sunset.

I'm surviving lol You?

Just discovered this group. Hello fellow oldest children!

You try to put the sandwich in your pocket, but to your horror you find that the sandwich falls right through. A random mole burrows out from the ground and takes the sandwich from you before jumping back into the earth. I take the sandwich from my pet mole in my underground lair that is lined with aluminum. I dust it off before raising it to my mouth to eat it.

Navani?

Lasting Integrity?

Demoux?

Keep Elendel?

The gargantuan baby killer bunny built a castle out of mini m&ms and tasty chickens, but they exploded violently when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly to eavesdrop on ecstatic food that's trying to prey on all evil bunnies but instead are turning illiterate for my unknown

The gargantuan baby killer bunny built a castle out of mini m&ms and tasty chickens, but they exploded violently when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly to eavesdrop on ecstatic food that's trying to prey on all evil bunnies but instead are turning illiterate for

The last ten times I lost the game have been because of this thread. I lost the game

You suddenly have an involuntary muscle spasm, dropping the sandwich before falling down a conveniently placed cliff. I pick up the sandwich and swap it with the fake sandwich i have in my pocket

The gargantuan baby rabbit found a castle of mini m&ms, but they exploded once eaten.

The mental clinic run by the ardents in Stormlight Archive?

I just lost the game for the first time in months *sigh*

They are pretty confusing for a bit, but worth the read in my opinion. They are unlike anything else Brandon has written.