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EmulatonStromenkiin

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  1. probably TPBM is concerned for themselves
  2. Granted. The result is like the Bee movie. You no longer understand English I wish for books
  3. Tuesday is the furthest day from Monday
  4. Dragon bones were even more fabled, but they were as fragile as bird bones outside of the dragon's body
  5. Is your character interested in gaining sight?
  6. We put things on top of souls, we the shadows of Ookla. We have discovered that this season has given us freedom to control!
  7. welcome.
  8. no, they're nearly at the point where they meet up with you, sorry. @Ookla the [Redacted] @Ookla the Implosion @Ookla the Debonair
  9. Balance the Realizer, TUBA Headquarters Balance woke from his nightmares with a start, jerking into an upright position. He looked around him, confused, as he slowly realized that he was back in TUBA headquarters. He had not been back here since the he had gone to the Boardinghouse. And yet, it looked ... cleaner. There was a soft white light filling the room from some electric lights overhead. It glinted on a mirror propped in a corner, and he quickly got out of bed. He noticed as he did so that he was wearing the same clothes as before, only without the dirt and mud that had been on them. He reached the mirror and hesitated for a moment, then looked in it. What he saw made him gasp. The right side of his face, from his cheekbone down, was made of wireframes. His wireframes. He held up his right hand and saw that it, too was made of wireframes. "What is going on?" he asked in a voice that was not quite his own. There was a strange buzzing quality to it, as if he was speaking through a synthesizer. Worriedly, he glanced around, looking for any cameras. Not finding any, he relaxed slightly and pulled up his hood. It concealed his face rather well, like it was designed to. There wasn't much he could do about his hand, though. He didn't have any gloves. He strode over to the door and opened it. Seeing no-one in sight, he dashed down the corridor, heading outside.
  10. multi-quote button. the little plus sign by the word quote
  11. Post random shower thoughts, like: we eat pizza inside out the word Homeowner has the word Meow in it All countries are third-world, as Earth is the third world from the sun
  12. The shadows consume the fire, making it give off an anit-light that allows them to capture the sandwich and teleport with it to safety.
  13. Granted. you drown in air, causing a magical war over your all-powerful author's blood. I wish to have motivation.
  14. Please, tell me more. We wish to take over more things than EmulatonStromenkiin. 1346
  15. This ritual is called "Show them, you idiot!" it was created by a very grumpy person.
  16. Does anyone bother to keep track of who is winning at a given point in time? 246
  17. or the end of the series
  18. This is an idea I'm throwing out there, for a more comic character. An Epic who changes their epic name a great deal, and everyone has given up and just calls them "He/She/It of a thousand and one names"
  19. I'm thinking that it probably means something along the lines of "I'm going to die soon", as he was already considered an avatar of a god.
  20. Yes, Emu is sleeping. The shadows are currently controlling him. hehehehe TPBM is confused by Ookla season
  21. I'm going to say everyone is in the hut now. There is a tinkling sound as the crystals seem to collapse inward into the doorway, sealing it.
  22. The shadows reach through their connection to the dark side of everything and pull the sandwich back to them, just as they reach the atmosphere of the planet. Despite having no mass, they quickly reach terminal velocity and become what looks like a giant meteor. This was partially because they had wrapped themselves around the sandwich to protect it. They break the sound barrier just above the thunder of dragons and punch a hole strait through the dragon-carriage on their way down.
  23. However, Jasnah's death Star could release smaller targeted lasers to destroy other things.
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