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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. A small one. Significantly smaller than all of yours XD. The person below me can tell me what company produces the turbofan engines that are used in most American Military Fighter Jets.
  2. The door opened, and out walked Death. They were wearing a bathrobe with a cup of coffee in their hand. "Seasons greetings," they said, somewhat deliriously. "Would you two care for a cup of coffee?"
  3. Turn it into a 3D Rendering. What would you do if you found a General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon in your pocket?
  4. I help Bondsmith-Edgedancer realize that this is a scam, then send the shadows to prison. I then proceed to scam everyone and disappear with the sandwich, never to be seen again *spooky noises*.
  5. Indeed, as Asela had grown accustomed to such noises.
  6. So,

    is it just my device,

    or did the Shard just go down for like four hours?

    Some sketchy cloud thing said that the problem was "The Host" which was www.17thshard.com, and everything else worked. 

    HM.

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    2. Going_North_cal
    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      ...I was going to make a comment about how it went down for me too, but since this has just devolved into a conversation about generational humor I'll just take my leave.

      ...I don't think I fully fit into my generation.

    4. Going_North_cal
  7. Nobody blamed him. This was a scary quest. Especially since where Death lived was... a cozy little cabin with a soft warm glow coming from inside? Huh. Cool!
  8. Indeed I have! Not here though. The person below me has a vegetable garden.
  9. All awesome points! You are wise beyond your years, friend Facepalm. Also, good luck with the LDS parents. That can be tough. Also chastity is stupid.
  10. It began screaming, "ONCE UPON A TIME, A POWERFULLY INVESTED MAN-" It stopped dead as Asela smacked it with a rock. She looked worried. The barrier was only getting weaker. If the Old World returned, it would be impossible to save them both.
  11. As I realize what I have done, I pull out a flashlight to both blind Nerdy and destroy the shadows. I steal the sandwich, but leave them some cake as an apology.
  12. "Hey yo it's the Sibling coming in! And guess what little humans, I came to win. No I won't let up or give you a reprieve, cuz now that I've arrived, you might as well leave. While you're off fighting wars, running 'round and killing, back here in Urithiru, well I'm just chilling. Allomancy, hemalurgy, forgery and aons, nothin' is as awesome as just plain old Nahel bonds. Sibling, out." --@The Sibling
  13. Y'know, I always thought I was a dog person! Like, a "GRRR CATS SUCK" dog person. But then, I got a cat! That doesn't mean that now I'm all, "GRRR DOGS SUCK" though. I find that I love my Bengal Kitten and my Golden Doodle puppy equally.
  14. The commandments you and yours have been given are basically to... not be gay, right? And to help "guide" those who "think" they are, right? Since god created men and women to be together and nothing else. Right? My friends have a somewhat radical take on this subject, so please correct me if I'm wrong. (Also, "members of the LGBTQ+ Community" would probably be more respectful than "the queer" "Queer" is actually really disrespectful coming from someone not in our community, as it was used very disrespectfully throughout the 1900s alongside our favorite F word. Us "queers" can joke about it but that's really it.)
  15. *had looked at the spoiler box before even reading the rest of the post*
  16. As they were sighted, Asela quickened her pace. Dangerous creatures, those.
  17. Even better! Kandras would buy those for sure.
  18. The old world's barrier was indeed weak, as there was a herd of frogs nearby.
  19. No I have not. I'm always very careful up there! Never have I ever gotten enough sleep on a weekday.
  20. But..... What about a rabbit that's too small to have any spikes?
  21. Oh no it's okay, I'm a rabbit murderer so it's totally justified. As AltonicKeys tumbles down the road, it turns out that I was hiding in the backseat! I jump up and snatch the sandwich from your hands, fumbling with the lock of the car door.
  22. Unfortunately, Glaudrung decided that he wanted to sandwich too, and prepared to incinerate you as well.
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