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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Gooooood! So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
  2. So, why do witches burn?
  3. What do you burn apart from witches?
  4. Well tell me, what do you do with witches?
  5. You are very wise in the ways of science, Sir Bedevere.
  6. Behold... GOLD WORLD! It's an amusement park made out of gold! The rides, the food, the VERY AIR ITSELF! Since gold is weak as crap, yearly maintenance costs more than the entire park, BUT STILL!!! ... What a terrible plan. You have my full financial support.
  7. The child of Bob #20, Bob #20.5, decided to battle this great monster in hopes of saving her mother.
  8. .5. This was the child of the real Bob #20, who had not qualified as a hero.
  9. While the Queen of Serenitas is unhappy about losing control of Adoral-Can to her allies, she doesn't pursue the matter further, and sends troops to march on the Kingdom of Zunotis. The armies have orders to slaughter every civilian, soldier, and noble they encounter.
  10. "Aaaand... done! the verinstacularisticinatorously magnificent core reactor's meltdown has been averted!" What a pointless use of human resources.
  11. Pythons usually do not walk, so I break out prison to arrest you for breaking the laws of nature. I use gloves this time, and take the sandwich. I also disable all nearby cameras
  12. Facepalm is immediately arrested for eating the night. I am a investigator on the scene, and I take the sandwich as evidense.
  13. Aww, c'mon! It'll be awesome! You always said you wanted to tie rockets to your feet and zip through the streets, cutting everyone in half with katanas! Listen, you're a good person, but if you ever say those words again, I will dropkick you off the balcony.
  14. This was very bad for the economy, and gas prices were at an all-time high.
  15. In the process, I jumped out of your wallet, knocking you out as well. I steal the sandwich and cause four more huge distractions, escaping masterfully.
  16. Granted! It's white chocolate. I wish for enough money to literally buy happiness.
  17. Hope that it was related to TLT. What would you do if you found an infectious parasite in your pocket?
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