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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Alright folks, I is making new polls for this thread. edit: It doesn't erase people's responses so you might wanna change them
  2. "YEAH! GREAT JOB! HAND IT OVER TO ME AND I'LL TAKE IT TO THE SAFEHOUSE!" I shout, grabbing the sandwich from the safe and giving it a pat on the back. In it's jubilation, it did not realize what was going on and assumed I was it's compatriot in the theft of the sandwich.
  3. It's a complicated matter, really. I guess she's just an annoying character in too many ways to be appealing to the public!
  4. "Then I took it from there while you were all confused by the smoke bomb! The point is, the SANDWICH IS MINE! HAHAHAHA!" I jump into a rocket a fly to the moon.
  5. "... Guys, I think you're forgetting why we're really here." I throw down a smoke bomb with a triumphant cackle. When the smoke clears, the sandwich is gone.
  6. ... Uh oh.

    Apparently changing my name from "Ancient Sequence" back to "Sequence" wasnt as long ago as I thought.

    I'm not going to be able to change my name again until mid December...

    Which means...

    I'm not going to be able to participate in Ookla season...

    My friends, I have utterly, completely, absolutely, miserablely, failed.

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    2. Szeth Pancakes
    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      You could put your Ookla name in your sig...? It's not as fun but

    4. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      Yeah I think I'll just accept defeat and do better next year.

  7. I made a grilled cheese!

    I burnt it.

    I made another one!

    It doesn't look burn but it's super crunchy,

    I need to work on my cooking skills :blink:.

    1. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      *amusement noises*

    2. S. Stormy

      S. Stormy

      Hehe I'm very late but at least you didn't butter it with cream cheese frosting. 

      I didn't do that, but my dad did once. 

      Butter and cream cheese frosting look very similar.

  8. I being the supremely intelligent person I am, develop Hank Pym's shrinking tech, and jump in in a winged suit to steal and shrink the sandwich. We both escape into the Quantum realm, to which I have Tony Stark's time travel map.
  9. Weird... But what if... what if it was the last post because it was something horribly vulgar and the mods were forced to remove it and lock the thread, making the previous post the last post?
  10. ... Drat. What is this then? I bite into the sandwich, immediately gagging in disgust. It was an ant shaped like a sandwich! I make a sound of annoyance and rent a helicopter to go after Perry and Questions in.
  11. Granted. You dishonorably murder a kitten, and are very proud of yourself for it. You now take pride in doing awful things. I wish for the ability to DESTROY MY ENEMIES WITH EASE!
  12. Have any of you ever stopped to ask yourselves, "Why does the last post win? What's so special about the fabled Last Post?"
  13. "Indeed, there is definitely a difference. More people should acknowledge it, as calling an immortal platypus just a 'platypus' is quite insensitive." I say from inside the glove box. I jump out and grab the sandwich from your hands (or wherever it is in your car), then dive out the window and unfold my wingsuit.
  14. Which was a pretty cool keepsake, as most of the inhabitants of TLT II had gone into hiding.
  15. Good for me and bad for you, I have been hiding in said sandwich hiding spot, because I am just that clever. I grab the sandwich and stuff it in a sack, using my Rick and Morty teleporter to go to another dimension.
  16. Somehow, every single one of them had forgotten to put on menacing makeup.
  17. "Good choice, my friend. The sandwich war is eternal, whether it makes sense or not."
  18. "Ah true... but if it can't be eaten, then why are we even fighting over it?"
  19. I was totally expecting that image to be someone laughing manically or something, so I laughed so hard when I opened the spoiler to see STRAWBERRY FRICKING SHORTCAKE *WHEEZE*
  20. "Hmm... throw in what's left of Poland and you have a deal."
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