Szeth's Facepalm

This seems significant somehow ^^^

It's great you have the spren emoticons in your about you page, but make sure you credit the original creator :)

I just finished this assignment i was soooo stressed about and i feel so good 

Tbh i shouldn't have worried about it at all, because half the other kids who were doing it only had, like, half the stuff done lol. But it's always a good feeling when you are done with something stressful. 

Decided to jump on my own trend :D

(I added "Szeth, the asasin in white" cause why not and also i had to get rid of two of the Ss to make room for the last couple of letters. It's fine, no word needs 4 Ss.)

Congrats, DramaQueen! You have won, but at what cost...

Ok, so, there's this thing called "hunger games simulator" where you can enter in names and then it simulates the hunger games with those names, and i did it with cosmere characters and oh my-

This is the first part:

SAZED SET STERIS ON FIRE

SAZED SET STERIS ON FIRE

Anyway it's fun, i'll tell yall who wins

*sigh*

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood tofu chan has spoken

his word is law

I guess i'll have to oppose pineapple on pizza now

*sniffles* it was so good though...

 help me

i need advice for dealing with large amounts of schoolwork and stress

I'm drowning rn (and also spending far to much time on the shard)

Any advices?

mmmAN Oathbringer finale slaps hard

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*deep breath*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you.

Sry to post twice, but...

This is an accurate representation of my dreams last night. Although in the dream Veil looked more like a curtain and less like a map. Plz excuse drawing quality.

In case y'all were wondering, update on that story I mentioned last SU: I'm still having trouble actually writing plot, but I'm having a ton of fun writing the first chapter, which I will put in creator's corner once I finish it.  <-  I can make emojis tiny now!

Me: *tries to write a book*

Book: Why? Why do you being me into existence, into this cruel, hateful world? Why? Leave me be, i beg you! Please, let me suffer not, let me remain resting in this peaceful state of non-existence!

Me: ...... .....  .     ..... .. . . .. ..... ... . I didn't know google documents could talk

It's saaad though, i have this cool magic system and really well thought put characters and a cool basic premise, but whenever i sit down and try to actually write the plot, i can't :(

Also, i'm a king's wit! Cool :D

OHHHHHHHHH your pfp is Glys

I thought it was just some sort of crystal thing

Three things:

1. Save the glaciers :(

2. Did y'all know that Alaska- Alaska- is apparently the most strategically important place on earth?

??? ALASKA?

3. For some reason it won't let me put a link, but go to general discussion right now, find the thread entitled "Dannnex with a bow", and vote yes immediately.

Welcome to the shard!

*don't read unless you have read Stormlight Archive*

Ok guys, someone is gonna die in Stormlight five and i gotta figure out who. My first guess was that Kaladin was gonna die in a dramatic explosion after swearing the fifth ideal, but then i read something about how Kaladin's arc is all about realizing that he deserves to live and be happy, and you just can't kill someone like that, which made sense to me. But if not Kaladin, who? I just can't imagine that it would make any sense for Shallan to go, and probably not Adolin either. If Dalinar died, that that would probably mean that Odium won, i just can't imagine that Odium winning the duel could work for SA. (Or maybe i'm being presumptuous. Lol.) But whooooo is gonna die? Renarin? Jasnah? Navani? Someone major is gonna die and i just gotta figure it out. Any theories are appreciated lol

Also, should i put this in Stormlight Archive discussion?

Hate to do multiple SUs a day, but public announcement: If i change my pfp back to the original, it is not because i support Greyscale LCC. >:(

Also, does anyone know what a vanisher ^^^ is?

... what to control what in what

these bots are getting worse and worse

Also, go listen to Millenium Parade U instrumental on repeat rn it's incredible

Warning: this status update contains spoilers for sixth of dusk and also won't make sense unless you have read it.

I just finished reading Sixth of Dusk and WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME HOW FRICKING GOOD IT WAS? I mean, sanderson can't just drop that on us and then not write anything else about it! In the postscript it said that we will see characters from Drominad but there won't be more stories or books around it, but whyyyyyyyy whyyyy would he give us such an intriguing storyline and then STOP? That may be my favorite cosmere work now, and I'm reaaalllllly sad that there's not gonna be more D:

It's just so good. I stayed up really late last night finishing the threnody story (very grim, but very good) and only got about halfway through sixth of dusk before i was pretty much going to collapse, and i just fell asleep in anticipation. I stopped right after sak showed dusk the creepy vision of all his corpses, and i just could not wait to get up and finish it. How can he drop that on us and not write more?!

Thank you for listening to my venting on this topic.

Noice

only need nine more...

...ok to make this su actually USEFUL, my dad said he would take me to the W&W 4 release party. Like, i was sitting there reading Arcanum Unbounded and scheming on how to get to the con, and my dad comes over and is like "watcha reading?" And i show him the cover and he, completely unprompted, said, "hey, do you wanna meet him [Brandon Sanderson]?" And i just sit there, completely surprised. And then i told him about the con and he was literally like, "great! Lets buy tickets!" Which, if you know my dad (you obviously don't lol), is the most unlike him thing. And we haven't bought tickets yet (cause, ya know, you can't buy tickets yet) but BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO HECCIN EXCITED

Man i spend to much time on here

K love y'all bye

Wit! :D. (Jus spoilered for size)

Sry about the lighting :<

And the shoes

I can't draw shoes, i just draw slightly triangular lumps

And sorry to all flute players, i know that is not how one holds a flute

Ok i'll stop apologizing

Guys 

I have a confession

So, you know how i've been acting like a human, being all human-y and stuff? And you probably thought i was a human?

Well, the truth is... i'm actually a robot. Beep bop beep bop. *robot noises*

The way that you bring the cosmere to life is stunning. Your art is incredible, keep up the good work! 

(P.S. your kelseir is spot on! Well, all the characters you draw are, but he stood out to me especially.)

My little brother convinced me to play dungeons and dragons with him and my little sister, and I'm pretty sure we aren't playing it right, but it is soo fun. I get to be a gigantic lemon named Semeloi, Bringer of Onions, who can create an ice wall from thin air and is very funny. And my little sisters keeps rolling 20s for dumb stuff like killing a rat, and i keep rolling 1s for really important stuff. And also our stuffed animals get to play. It's great, i highly recommend this particular version of D&D.