Szeth's Facepalm

Lmao

OUR FRIENDSHIP GOES BEYOND Edit: (guys it's a finish the lyrics thing cmon)

... I don't know how to react to this post

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW Oh btw 70 is very sweet n one of my favorites. But once you get to 75, read the book :333

hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm maybe we're, like, students on a group trip to gravity falls, oregon, because it was the cheapest school trip our school could find? and wacky shenanigans ensue? sorry idk i'm terrible at rps ;-;

WHAT DO YOU THINK

Omg you guys the boooook :OOO it's so cute and good and realistic yet fantastical :((( (sad face cause Cecil just said something sad- baldwin, not palmer lol). It's about two very minor characters in the podcast (at least so far), Jackie Fierro and Diane Creiten, and it's about them and the man in the tan jacket, but also their personal lives, and tons of characters are in it (carlos and his scientists get two chapters, they're my second favorite part so far IT"S SO CUTE) and it's so sweeeeet and sad and cute and i love it so much. i'm probably gonna splurge and buy myself a paper copy and a year one transcript book (and maybe two and three idk) cause i'm gonna read this book over and over and also the transcript books have illustrations!!!

OMIBILLCIPHER YES YES YES!! Finally an RP i can commit to :DDDD

Who do u guys kin I wanna kin wendy (duh everyone does) but in actuality i'm more like... Gideon or Pacifica ;-; LMAO. Tag urself: Here are more memes

*takes a big testosterone bite* Mmmmm cRuNcHy Can i get ripped now

Dang Huh I have had bad experiences with anime in the past but i must admit my interest is piqued Is it on netflix?

AHHGH- NO- SPOILERS!!!!! darnit i need to read faster

U good m8

i'd read it after you listen to episode 75 but NOT before episode 76 (76 is a bit of a summary of the book for peeps who didn't read it, i started it and i didn't rly get spoilers but it'd be better to listen afterwards, probabaly) also, i highly reccomend the audiobook bcuz it's cecil and also there's sound effects for the parts that are in episode style. (there are chapters and then intermittent sections called "the voice of nightvale" that are like a cecil broadcast :D)

Guys the book is so cute It's obviously wacky as ever cause it's Nightvale but it's also sweet and relatable. And I know so much about the man in the tan jacket already.... and I'm only about 40% done..... edit: there's a couple of chapters where one of the characters goes to carlos's lab n we get to hear him sciencing and i keep re listening it's so adorable omg

SZEEETTHHHH HE's SO COOL WHAT also i love your Kaladin so so much (all of it is amazing but Szethy and Kal are my favs. Also the Lift one maybe. And the Elend and Vin one. also maybe the Elend one. And the Veil one. But mostly the Szethy and Kal)

Granted! You get a bright orange 1970s camero. Your bane is that Maggie Steifvater follows you around everywhere and tries to take your car. I wish for more time to read books.

Can the next person who votes slip in a vote for Dana and Janice on my behalf? When voting i forgot you can vote for multiple and only voted for Carlos lol

in the upper 40s he is destroying the people of nightvale via exaggerated late stage capitalism :| u do u though <333

Granted! You are eight feet tall. However, gravity no longer applies you very much and you always have to walk on the ceiling, meaning you cannot go outdoors without someone holding on to you or you would float endlessly up to space. I wish for a really good lunch.

Here is what just happened to me (bruh): My siblings and i went downstairs for a brunch break from homework. I went to the fridge and got the leftover gnocchi from last night, and heated it up in the microwave. then I set it down on the table (right next to the fridge) and turned to the fridge to find the grated parmesan. when i turned back, my 10 year old sister had scooped a generous amount of pasta from my tupperware and was now picking out all of the mushrooms from hers and putting them back into mine. now, i don't mind mushrooms, but i was a little pissed. there had been about one serving in the container to start, and that had now been diminished, and i was very hungry and had been looking forward to wholly nourishing myself. i picked up the tupperwear so she couldn't take any more. anyway queue an explosion of screaming at me by little sis and also my little brother (???) about how she needed more and how she hadn't had any last night (she was literally at our cousins house having dinner there) and how i was being awful and selfish. they were making a huge racket, as was i in protest, and our cries reached my mother who was very concerned at our yelling (they were going i n s a n e). i started wolfing down the pasta cause i knew i was probably going to be made to give it over (i can never win an argument with my siblings in front of my mom. i'd hurt my voice.) and sure enough my brother ran to my mom and started screaming about how i was being selfish and not sharing (there was one o n e serving left oh my god it's not like we didn't have other food??? mom went to the gorcery store yesterday the fridge is fully stocked you guys can eat literally anything we own i just got the leftovers first. my fricking god). my sister kept running at me with a big spoon to try to scoop more gnocchi out of my container, and she kept poking me with it, and it was pretty much chaos. anyway sure enough mom made me let her take as much as she wanted and i was left with three gnocchis and some mushrooms. i consumed them quickly, shutting out the mean and upsetting comments and triumphant jeers from my siblings (epscially my brother??? like ????? you didn't even want any gnocchi! why are you treating me like this ????) and then i ran to my room really fast and breathed heavily for a couple minutes. tbh i don't think i conveyed the upsetting-ness of the situation via writing. it was much more upsetting than it seems. Anyway now i am A. mildy hungry B. mildly sick feeling (sometimes when i feel like crying my stomach tenses up instead and i feel ill) and C. rather pissed ahahah little siblings are the best amirite Bruh

Granted!! Your bane is unfortunately that you have to live in Nightvale now, where wheat and wheat by-products are severely illegal. I wish for someone else to do all my homework :DDD

naw bro... it;s kind of lame... DUH OF COURSE YOU SHOULD Oh, FYI guys, i'm starting the book!! I got the audiobook from my digital library, so i can listen to Cecil :3 apparently it reveals the truth about the man in the tan jacket........ very excited :33333

19b! I still hate 19b kevin though