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GUYS I GOT TO A CERTAIN EPISODE I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED KEVIN MY POOR LITTLE MEAT MAN I'M NOT GONNA SPOIL ANYTHING BUT Kevin i love you omg I cried

Star i hate fanfic with a burning passion (don't ask why i don't want to talk about it) but storms. That was an insane hook. I'll read it. ALSO! Gay people please please please PLEASE i am begging you read The Locked Tomb series. Most unique and incredible books i have ever read. I'm begging i need to talk about it with someone PLEASE READ THEM theY ARE WILD AND INSANE AND SO UNIQUE please please please Sorry i'd write something really good and convincing like Star but it's 10:30 and i'm in an airport typing on my phone and i am quite tired and can't summon the brain power LOVE U GUYS BYE oh also if anyone wanted to read Surrender Your Sons that'd be cool. Do the audiobook though because i could not stop laughing while i was listening to it and it was due to the narrator's perfect accent and delivery (and the writing but the narrator was so good). Also it greatly increased my conversion camp fear. Anyway BYE

@Aes Sedai Oh btw... (70a spoilers, but about Kevin)

Omg omg i got to 67 Has anyone got there I need to discuss omg

I don't know what to say to y'all but i will be hiding from you over here with Carlos and Cecil and Dana and Janice and Khoshekh. Y'all scare me. Also i think maybe you are missing the point of the plot ;-; but ofc y'all are free to like whatever characters you wish and i am clearly outvoted here :DDDD Oh guys guess what i had a nightvale dream!!! Here's it (plot spoilers up to ep 50, relationship spoilers up to ep 100)

But guys kevin is like legitimately evil and doesn't actually care about human life ALSO HE SAID CARLOS WAS UGLY!!! Has anyone gotten to ep 49?!? Or 46 even?? Get to 46-49 and tell me you still like Kevin LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME HE IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER

Why not love Carlos and Dana instead of the evil meat man ;-;

NOOO @Eluvianii I love the first episode very much and it sets up a lot of things for the podcast....... but if you must skip it then you do that i suppose... but i love the first one ;-;-;-;-; maybe do it on double speed?

no one laughed at my hilarious use of the bdg jingle *sad noise* It's ok. i'm ok. does anyone here like bdg? Anyway, stereotypes (fr this time): I do fit into a lot of east coast stereotypes, actually. I am usually stressed and have an unfortunate tendency to assume myself more in-the-know on US political stuff than people who don't live close to the capital (working on it ;-;). If i don't like someone i can definitely come across as unfriendly (also working on that ;-;). I dress in a very east coast way, usually (kind of busniess-y but in a teenage way because i am a teenager lol. like for example right now i am wearing straight leg khaki pants and a green and white striped button up. also a bunch of rainbow bracelets for good measure). However, i don't think i'm uptight and rude like some of the stereotypes dictate- though i do know some east coasters who are that way lol (though i think that's just a them thing, not an east coast thing). Now, i'm not a huge Maryland person because i haven't lived here as long as my previous place of residence (dc), but i do enjoy some good old bay on my microwaved corn now and then. I can't actually remember the last time we ate crab. as for the flag obsession some Marylanders have... i honestly don't like it that much ngl. but i hate most state flags, so that's basically a compliment. the only ones i genuinely like are Colorado, New Mexico, and Alaska. ahahah same. also, my cousins and a couple of my friends are indian and it's a beautiful place :DDD don't let ignorant people who don't know what they are talking about bring you down. especially if they are from discord omg that wretched godforsaken place

Yea i think so guess what i'm ur great great great uncle lmao we're related

YES :D Shard nightvale community RISE! More to hail the glow cloud!!!!

Whelp *claps hands in a business like manner* Aes is a psychopath. What's your favourite episode so far?

NOOOO AHHH I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE IS AN EVIL LITTLE MEAT MAN AND I HATE HIM AHHHHHH I kind of have a thing about viscera and blood and ya know teeth n stuff so that might be coloring my dislike for him. But also for what reasons would you like him ;-; pls enlighten me i am so concerned ;-;

Hi guys!!! I started this podcast a couple of week ago and I am now on episode 52. It's seriously great and I really need to gush about it. Hence, Thread. Anyway... Favorite characters? I really like Carlos and Dana (like probably everyone, I'm not special, I know. But there's nothing wrong with liking popular things if they are good. Which Carlos and Dana very much are.) Random Nightvale thoughts to provoke disscusion: Episode 38 is my favorite episode so far. Sometimes I think about how awesome Cecil is and then I remember he'd hate me because I am a Scorpio lol (he is still awesome ofc) Episode 47 was incredibly painful to listen to and episode 49 was some of the most wonderful audio I have ever injected into my ears via earphones. The two season finales I have listened to so far have knocked it out of the park (especially 49- 25 was amazing, but more sentimental than huge and exciting, I think. And the build-up to 49 was incredible. I wish I could forget it and listen to it over and over again, just to re-create the feeling. And omg I wish so badly I could time travel and go to that liveshow). Does anyone know where the "Cecil has tentacles that he can sprout and detract at will" headcanon came from? I am not opposed, but its existence baffles me. Some fun ort/memes i got from pinterest: Tagging people who listen/are planning to listen: @Robin Sedai @Aes Sedai @Morningtide @Witless of Shinovar edit: nooo i forgot to vote for dana ;-;

this is the ask anyone anything thread.... except after they answer you edit your question lol

I know everyone is supposed to be like "oh i don't fit my stereotype at all" but I do actually worship McCormick spices as my deity and Old Bay as my lord and savior, so. I do think the flag is ugly tho HEre's a beautiful musical documentary about a convert to McCormickism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMJMDEDXwec Edit

Heal Kaladin, Hurt Miles Dagouter

Heal Dockson, Hurt Miles Dagouter

Heal Dockson, Hurt Zane

ewwwwww gross Kiss Dobby, marry hot Tom Riddle (i could fix him JK THAT WAS A JOKE), kill snake Voldemort The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Oathbringer

Exactly thirty five. What is your favorite crunchy snack?

Kill Elend, Heal Dockson

. . . . i'm confused, so let's start this over. What is the color of your blood when you have a nose bleed?