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Durza picks up the dice (because whynot and dice are cool) Can I sell said dice? How much could I get for them? Are they finefancy or broken or something in between?

uhhhh i dont think i understand this answer sorry I mean like what system is it supposed to fit into? Pathfinder? D&D? GURPS? Something else? Something new that you're making up? What TTRPG core?

which TTRPG there are lots of them

Durza looks around for traps (and valuables)

*insert endorsement of GURPS*

purple is the color of betrayal

Show yourseeeelf!

The cold never bothers me anyway.

I've got cookies! *throws one at Telrao*

Once I was a cellist But then I decided I wanted to just do violin because I'm not as epic as my older sister is (not Quarterfeather, she's my younger sister)

Yes, it is good. omnomnom

These words (and cookies) are accepted.

That depends on the amount and type of explosives, and I'm too tired for math. Don't mess up. The results could be... explosive.

Oh that's easy. You mostly just sign papers and answer boring and/or nonsensical questions like "is the deceased dead?" and "cremation or burial?" (check cremation, they don't need to know about the explosives...) Hey that gave me a thought - (Lost Metal spoilers)

President Nelson didn't say someone else...

this is the best idea ever Wait I have one question - do these explosive Viking funerals come with a minimum safe distance?

we're literally talking in mercenary blue but okay I'll be shushed Bye y'all, you heard nothing, praise the mighty twiggy stick an all - *ducks out*

@demiblob and I raised our hands, both thinking "Yep. It's me."

Telrao, if you're gonna be an effective mercenary you gotta stop joining all these cults! What will you do if we're payed to take one out?

Explosive funerals are more fun. Just trust me on this.

Telrao, one of the rules of being a mercenary is that you can't let your personal beliefs get in the way of a job