Aspiring Writer

So, my Digital Imagining class told us to make a magazine cover, and me being me, I made it Sanderson related. Unfortunately, I took the two weeks of time we had and used the last four hours and had to half-ass it. And so, here is The Daily Coppermind.

All of this is accurate information. Also, @Ookla The Frustrated, I put in a little inside joke. Can you find it?