Okay. This one's a bit old, but it's possibly the most absurd story I'll every get to tell.
Time: The last days of Febuary - beginning of April 2020
Place: Several Midwest locations
Alrighty. That's the scene. It's our traditional road trip - we always take one because otherwise we'd never see the extended family who live in other states. At the beginning of this, right around Leap Day, everyone knew about Covid, but no one was really concerned yet.
So we meander our way down out of the West Coast and leave our lovely mountains behind, and we go to my grandparent's house. This is where things start getting wild.
We're unloading our bags at my grandparent's house, and the news is on because it always is there. I walk in and Italy is being locked down. It's getting serious.
Then, on Sunday, right before everything in Texas started getting shut down, my dad goes on a bike ride with another guy. Two hours later, we get a call that my dad has fallen off his bike and broken his ankle. So my mom sends us to another relative's house, and goes to the ER with him. This is when I started considering writing a book about this month.
My dad is in the hospital and needs surgery, and then the next night, so Monday, everything gets shut down. So we can't go visit him, we can't go anywhere, and we certainly can't go home.
So, the country's shut down, my dad can't travel, and no one in the extended family is really prepared to have all (redacted) of us staying with them for an unknown amount of time. Plus the fact that there are multiple high-risk individuals among us. *increasingly chaotic music increases*
We talk about flying. My dad can't drive, obviously, but maybe he could fly home and I can go with him to help out if needed? The answer to this is a resounding no, as lockdown intensifies. (The further I go in this story, the more memes and jokes I'm adding. Odd.)
This continues for three weeks. At this point, I've read all the books I brought with me (five. Finished them while we were traveling down, actually.), have read a dozen Nancy Drews and can predict the plots from a mile away, read Gone With the Wind because it was there and there was nothing else, read Holes in a single afternoon, and am now fresh out of books and have been for days.
Finally, finally, we get the all clear and start heading home. All of us. In one car. With my dad taking up a whole row to put his foot up. Shotgun for me... yay? This is not how I intended to assume said position. (The rule is he who rides shotgun picks the music.)
Then blessedly, we get home. Mountains! Trees! Rain! Green! The eternally impending doom of the volcanoes! Ah, it was good to be back.
The final part of this tale is that we didn't take our dog with us. He had to stay home because last time, he bit a doorknob. That's another story. So our poor dog has been dog sat, very well and patiently, I might add, for five, almost six weeks as oppose to three. He was very happy to see us.
Anyway, that's my story of How I Went Through the Beginning of the Pandemic in a Seven-Passenger Van.