I Am A Fish

Kane walked into the room, then glared at the Yevon. "Why are you here?"

En growled, attempting to tackle Concerto and pin him down.

Less of a meme, more of a joke: Shallan's son: Mommy, why is my sister named swords? Shallan: Because your dad loves swords. Shallan's son: Thanks mommy! Shallan: No problem Kaladin Stormblessed... The same thing applies to Wax: Waxillium's daughter: Daddy, why is my brother named lists? Wax: Because your mother loves lists Wax's daughter: Thanks daddy! Wax: No problem Marasi.

Xenia walked through the halls of a dying island. It had been discussed what would be done if Talongarde went down, thankfully protocols had already been set in place. The evacuation was proceeding quickly and efficiently, and the Talon would survive. The Talon needed to survive. Walking into the launch bay, Xenia could see machinery and personnel already being loaded into transports, those knocked out in the blast had been retrieved, and were already on their way to the rendezvous, while others were still being loaded into escape craft. Xenia calmly walked over to her designated craft and sat down, making sure to leave room for the other evacuees. A few minutes later, the then full transport, took off skyward, leaving Talongarde behind. Leaving Talongarde to sink into the frothy sea beneath it, lost amidst the waves.

Kane hated Myrtenia, actually Kane hated most of Myria. While walking down the main avenue, you could still see the signs of police crackdowns, and discrimination. Cracks in the pavement from gunfire, signs warning to watch out for sylvens, and of course nobody in the city even batted an eye. Besides Kane of course. Dressed in a suit and tie, with a briefcase in his hand, he wouldn't have looked out of place, except he was a sylven, and sylvens were not supposed to be in Myrtenia. Well aware of the hostile glances he was receiving Kane strode up to the building in front of him, it was modern, with a large glass wall facing the street. Two guards, one male, one female, both bearing rifles blocked his path. "Why are you here?" They stared at him hostilely. Kane grinned. "I need to speak with Doctor Simon Pearce." The guard's eyes narrowed. "Your kind aren't welcome here, Sylven." Kane stared at them, completely serious. "I'm well aware, I mean why do you think I brought a bomb?" He slammed his fist into the male guards face, then slid the briefcase towards the door of the building. The other guard fired at him, sending bullets flying into his chest. He smiled, then gave a mock salute to the guards, turning away from the building. "See you in the afterlife." 3... 2... 1... The briefcase exploded, a shock wave burst outwards, the air burned, shrapnel flew everywhere. Kane's back was scorched to the bone, and pieces of glass and metal embedded themselves in his skin, everything hurt. Drawing in on the pain around him, Kane's back began to reform. Not dying today, I'm afraid. He looked down, his suit was in tatters, but his grenades and gun were still intact. Aw... That suit was brand new. Kane walked into the blasted out lobby, scanning for guards. It appeared most had been taken out in the explosion. He confidently strode through the empty halls, though it seemed everyone of note was huddling in their offices, that would make his job easier. Three guards rounded the corner, then opened fire on him. Kane winced as bullets punched through him, then quickly returned fire, and ducked into a doorway. Looking down at his belt he grabbed a grenade, popped off the pin, and rolled it into the hallway. A loud explosion sounded in the hallway, peering out Kane saw that the guards had been thrown against the wall like ragdolls, though one was still technically alive. Good. Once again drawing on the guard's pain, Kane healed, and continued heading towards his destination. The office door was small and unassuming, a sign to the left of it read simply: Dr. Simon Pearce, Aspect Manipulation, and Insertion. Grinning, Kane opened the door, to find a small balding man huddled behind a desk. Upon seeing Kane, he began to shake. "What do you want?" Kane gave him an amused look. "Really Doctor Pearce? You haven't guessed?" The man held up a small pistol and aimed it at him. "Whatever it is, I won't help you!" Kane snorted, then raised his gun, aiming it at Dr. Pearce. "Fire the gun, and you're dead." Trembling he lowered his gun. Shouts sounded in the hallway, accompanied by the stomping of feet. Kane frowned. "All right, onto the balcony." After hesitating, the doctor walked out onto his office's balcony, Kane followed. A helicopter descended from the sky, lowering a rope ladder along with it. "Up." Kane waved his gun again, and the doctor began to climb up the ladder, but then stopped. He turned to face Kane. "What do you want from me?" Kane grinned, then began climbing the ladder. "Well doctor, you're being hired!"

En ducked, twisting around to face Concerto. Then, she lunged, launching herself at his throat.

Xenia cursed. "Shut the blast doors!" Giant sheets of metal slammed down, trapping Jay. Knockout gas began to fill the room. Outside, Xenia dropped from the ceiling, and motioned for her soldiers to find Eric. Kane shrugged. "Yeah, yeah." He then turned back to the soldiers. "You know the drill." The soldiers, went around sedating, then tying up and gagging Kane's opponents. Kane rolled his eyes, then walked away. "Eh, I've been called worse."

"No bueno kid, that's not gonna work." "One, untrue, I don't plan on killing her. Two you just did the exact same thing." Kane rolled to the side, avoiding the sword strike, then he pulled Lloyd's legs out from beneath him, sending him to the floor. He then calmly placed his gloved hand on Lloyd's chest, as reinforcements, guards clad in red and black, began running down the hall. The soldiers encircled the group, leaving no available exits. Kane grinned. "Today I learned a valuable lesson in patience." He turned to Aryanna. "Relax kid, nobodies gonna get hurt, except possibly him." He gestured to Lloyd.

Xenia grimaced. "Fire!" A few soldiers were thrown back, but most were able to weather the brutal onslaught. Kane raised an eyebrow, then gave Janice a bemused look. "So... your argument would be more effective if my mother hadn't been gunned down by Myrian police, and her last words hadn't been seek justice." Kane laughed. "Pray tell, what is this big weakness?''

Xenia pulled herself to the roof, and smirked at Jay. "It's a story about stalling... And waiting for reinforcements." About ten soldiers, dressed in black and red, ran towards them, then stopped with their guns aimed. "It's also a story about not getting flanked, and an elite battalion of soldiers." More of the guards ran towards them, creating a loose circle. "I'm afraid your surrounded, surrender or I will have them kill you." Kane blinked. "And I just want my mother back. Well, sorry kid we can't always get what we want." He then moved his gun to Janice's head, and looked at Lloyd. "Yeah, sure, feel free to attack me! Just know that if you do, she will die!"