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  1. NameIess
    Maybe.
  2. NameIess
    I'm the first person to lose! And you didn't even @ me!
  3. NameIess
    Meanwhile, Nameless continued to happily increase the entropy of the universe.
  4. NameIess
    (It had been a while (read: 70 bajillion years), and the lone narrator had forgotten how to narrate in bold.)
  5. NameIess
    All besides one narrator. A narrator filled with so much awesomeness and power as to be nigh immortal. A narrator beyond all other narrators, almost as powerful as the authors from whom all narrators where born.
  6. NameIess
    Fortunately, narrators were immune to entropy. Unfortunately, they were not immune to death.
  7. NameIess
    Or it would have, if entropy didn't exist.
  8. NameIess
    Humans are incompatible with every mammal on the face of the planet earth, some of which are very similar genetically speaking. Parshmen grow storming carapace armor. How exactly are the carapace armor genes supposed to be compatible with human's lack of carapace armor genes? Who knows what Parsh blood uses to carry oxygen, how many proteins make their skin color black and red, or what materials make up their teeth, fingernails, and carapace. Humans and Parshmen would be 100% biologically incompatible without investiture. Parshmen do have hair, although it is different than human hair.
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    Among those narrators, none held a base as super-well-defended or as ultra-super-secret as the narrator known as...
  10. NameIess
    They loved fried Ookla.
  11. NameIess
    (Only slightly more than the usual amount)
  12. NameIess
    Only it has transformed not into present tense, but actually past perfect tense.
  13. NameIess
    It effectively wiped out the peach-allergy population.
  14. NameIess
    This thread should explain it: Ookla Season Cometh
  15. NameIess
    (The Ghanderflaffle Empire collapsed directly after this was aired) King Timmy the XVISOVZ stared at his falling empire. "I knew I should have paid for jinx insurance."
  16. NameIess
    Do you still need an explanation?
  17. NameIess
    It was an embarrassing story.
  18. NameIess
    So Truthless swallowed his nose and the chocolate before it got away. He gulped it down, nauseated. Why did his nose taste like steel wool?
  19. NameIess
    I haven't gotten that far yet. Why they decided to implement a lives system, I have no idea. Every third time I die, I restart at the beginning of the game and have to walk all the way back to whatever dungeon I'm at. And those dungeons are hard. I only beat the first one by making a save state right outside the boss so I didn't have to restart every three deaths.
  20. NameIess
    A lot of old stuff. I've had a mini-NES for a while, but I really haven't done much with it till recently. I beat The Legend of Zelda, and started the second one (It's kind of awful) started metroid, got tired of dying and starting back with 30 health out of my maximum of like 300, and most recently have been playing some Final Fantasy. I've almost beaten that one, just have one more dungeon left I think. I also picked Super Mario Sunshine up again.
  21. NameIess
    Which promptly ate his nose.
  22. NameIess
    A- a year? I have to wait an entire year for it to die? Can't it die sooner? A living set of human teeth will scare me the puppy. Granted. The nightwatcher gives you some sweet teeth. Don't ask if they're alive. I wish for a shardcontroller that works with every game system and works perfectly.
  23. NameIess
    The ooklas swarmed over the sickened populace, converting all in their path to ookla.
  24. NameIess
    Hello? I'd like to order a wish for *garbled static* and *high pitched whining*
  25. NameIess
    Granted. Everyone ignores the standardization.
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