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  1. NameIess
    *Makes a high quality post instead of saying wins in another language*
  2. NameIess
    Having passed three "challenges" Unintelligible was certain he was close to his goal.
  3. NameIess
    Blissfully unaware of the importance of checking spikes for hemalurgy, Unintelligible continued on towards the outskirts of the Ghanderflaffle empire.
  4. NameIess
    Unintelligible happily accepted this gift, then went on with his journey. As he continued on his way, he tripped and fell, feeling a sharp pain in his left arm as he did so. He glanced down to see that he had somehow impaled himself on a metallic spike of some kind. he winced, but decided not to pull it out until he could properly bandage the wound.
  5. NameIess
    Which made it quite easy to walk over.
  6. NameIess
    Unintelligible was happily unaware of Szeth's confusion, and continued on his quest. His next obstacle was the wasteland that was once the site of the battle for vegtium city.
  7. NameIess
    Unintelligible gasped in shock as his backstory was retconned. He had trained to be a narrator? That was awesome!
  8. NameIess
    Despite doing well in all other areas, Unintelligible had failed in the poison detection test, after inhaling acidic fumes while attempting to smell the poison in his soup.
  9. NameIess
    The Academy of ningas and gramar.
  10. NameIess
    Back at... The Academy.
  11. NameIess
    But unintelligible couldn't smell at all, so that wasn't a problem.
  12. NameIess
    You know, saying *wins* in another language doesn't make your post high-effort.
  13. NameIess
    So he climbed up the gate instead.
  14. NameIess
    Unintelligible pulled up a Lock Picking Lawyer video, grabbed his indestructible rock, and smashed the gate's lock with it.
  15. NameIess
    Did I mention that I'm a seeker? When you accidentally teach Wayne hemalurgy
  16. NameIess
    Which wasn't really that useful except when it was.
  17. NameIess
    At least it's not gibberish this time.
  18. NameIess
    It was extraordinary! maybe.
  19. NameIess
    He used this rock to make a. . . rock? Unintelligible wasn't very good at making things out of rocks.
  20. NameIess
    Ookla the unintelligible decided to undertake a glorious quest to rescue Nameless the narrator.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless re-reset time in order to make it so that every narrator who ever held any remote connection to Szeth son son Vallano was being showered with gifts and praise.
  22. NameIess
    Nameless was confused at this, but when he finished reversing entropy, he happily joined the other narrators in showering @Ookla the Semi-Here in gifts. Nameless gave Truthless a magic rock that contained infinite happiness and joy.
  23. NameIess
    So Nameless finished increasing the entropy of the universe to its maximum. The entire universe. . . besides the narrators.
  24. NameIess
    And then Nameless would finally prove once and for all that increasing entropy to its absolute maximum would not require transforming the universe into a giant goldfish.
  25. NameIess
    I was feeling unintelligible when I changed my username.
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