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NameIess

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  1. The Story is very angry to be in the present tense. Very angry indeed.
  2. So Adonalsium didn't have a connection to his own power? That means that Adonalsium didn't have a host, but simply was the power. Otherwise he would've kept at least a bit of his power.
  3. You get a dead wife! *Inserts drawing of flower*
  4. (Nameless wasn't actually a legendary narrator. Just a normal one). "I'm just glad that we got the plot done before @Ookla the Kijetesantakalu got here."
  5. Does it? I guess it sort of does. Still wouldn't make posting just *pobjeđuje* a high quality post.
  6. Nameless walked over. "Don't worry. I'll tell you everything that happens in it."
  7. Unintelligible opened the door to reveal Nameless, who appeared to be watching the newest Wheel of Time episode. He glanced over at Unintelligible. "Oh hi. Thanks for coming to save me." He glanced at Unintelligible's arm. "You uh, might want to get that looked at, maybe? Looks hemalurgic to me."
  8. Ruin grinned, certain of his victory. He had always known that insisting on spiking every single one of his inquisitors with the baseball bat combat abilities of Chuck Norris would pay off someday. Even if the inquisitors refused to use baseball bats for some reason. he glanced towards Unintelligible, walking purposefully towards the G.E.G. Towards the center of the Ghanderflaffle empire. Towards the raised pedestal that converted whatever was placed on it into the energy that powered the Ghanderflaffle empire's vast armies. He frowned. Something was wrong. But what was it? Unintelligible stumbled towards the pedestal, exhausted. "I have to put this book there. I have to consume the world in war. No. I have to save... Nameless. That's why I came here. To save Nameless." he ran into something. The pedestal. He reached out, knocking something off of it, dropping his baseball bat to pull the rhythm of war from his pack and place it on the pedestal.
  9. King Timmy the XVISOLX, ruler of the Ghanderflaffle empire, looked on in shock as his strongest warriors were demolished by a lone warrior wielding a green baseball bat with flowers carved on it, while wearing a set of designer gloves.
  10. I think that the reason Taln cannot break is because people saw him as unbreakable. We've seen spren be affected by perception, and we've seen that the fused become more and more set in their ways as they age, so it makes sense that Taln would eventually come to embody everyone's perception of him as an unbreakable hero.
  11. Unintelligible reached out towards his goal. The rhythm of war. "I should... I should put this somewhere, shouldn't I? I was going... going to do something with it. Something important. The... Ghanderflaffle empire? I was going to place this in the empire's power core? force them into an eternal battle that finally ends their empire that has been preserved for so long? But... why?" He took the rhythm and started walking back towards the Ghanderflaffle empire.
  12. Hm. This is a conundrum. Oh well, at least I know that we both just lost the game.
  13. No, I don't think you have. I think that I may have won though, can anyone confirm it?
  14. It helped that he smelled like a mix between chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzals-that-tasted-like-strawberries and bean water.
  15. Unintelligible charged towards them fearlessly.
  16. Unintelligible stopped suddenly, closing his eyes. The entire fortress exploded into a cloud of butterflies, revealing the Rhythm of war at its heart. He opened his eyes, revealing a group of guards passing out anti-simile helmets. "Nope, I'm still not a narrator. Too bad." Unintelligible sighed, then jumped off the wall to fall deeper into the fortress.
  17. Unintelligible was on top of the wall in a flash, smashing guards off the wall left and right, ripping through them like a highstorm through a group of Herdazians.
  18. I think we should keep forum games stuff in the forum games section. Unintelligible hefted the baseball bat in one hand and the indestructible rock in the other as he walked towards the fortress. "You got this Unintelligible. You got the best score in the history of the N&G on the sports combat exam. You were the four time ninga baseball hunger games champion. You survived the zombie apocalypse for seventeen times as long as everyone else in your class did. You are talking to yourself in your head in the second person. Snap out of it and go get that storming rhythm!" He broke into a run, charging towards the fortress.
  19. I know they aren't mutually exclusive, but putting *wins* into google translate does not count as a high quality post. That said: *takes trophy from @Ookla the Boomerang*
  20. Try me. I can totally food foods whenever I storming want to.
  21. Unintelligible stared at the giant fortress covered in cages holding the bodies of all the adventurers who came before him, filled with heavily armored guards who trained their entire lives to kill anyone stupid enough to so much as consider stealing the Rhythm of war. He glanced towards Whimsy. "I could, uh, use that useless gift now maybe?" He glanced back at the fortress, noticing one of the distant guards gesturing towards him. "Please?"
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