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  1. NameIess
    Which books? the Nicholas Flammel ones? "But even if it was going to die of gas, it did not. As you can conclusively see from the evidence, the dragon was slain by the fire spear. Therefore your paper is invalid, and this trial should immediately end."
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    Brandon replied in the affirmative. "If you'll turn your attention to this scrying device, I will bring up the moment in question." "Any further questions?"
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    Brandon Sanderson finished his 3,251,322,846th Taln joke, then decided to take a short break. "You see, loyal judge, the dragon was killed by a fire spear. So that paper is invalid."
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    Brandon sighed and started using two pens instead.
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    Taln objected to this.
  6. NameIess
    Brandon Sanderson took offense to this, and decided to start using a COLEMAK keyboard.
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    Unfortunately, as we all know, in a writing race between Brandon Sanderson and Wizard (along with the entire internet), Brandon Sanderson wins.
  8. NameIess
    Upon the beginning of the trial, Brandon immediately started writing more awesome stuff that Taln had done.
  9. NameIess
    Nameless smiled cryptically. "Legends so ancient lose many details once thought important." Taln and Chuck Norris gave Brandon Sanderson a hard stare.
  10. NameIess
    The two lawyers strode up to each other, the greatest beings in all existence, prepared to do battle.
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    When the trial began, Taln showed up in his suit of specially made Honorplate, ready to destroy the opposition.
  12. NameIess
    Taln put on a suit in preparation for the trial.
  13. NameIess
    The Urn Dragons did not care for lawyers, but they made an exception for Chuck Norris, and got their own. Talenelat'Elin, herald of war, prepared to lawyer it up against Chuck Norris.
  14. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon high council did not appreciate people questioning them questions, especially someone so antagonistic as Wizard.
  15. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon called a meeting of the council to discuss Wizard's transgressions.
  16. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon pointed out that the other Urn Dragon in question had died from fire spear.
  17. NameIess
    Lard considered how to un-dustify 655. he collected the ashes in the Urn Dragon's heart, then started trekking towards the Far Ocean, talking all the while.
  18. NameIess
    Lard looked very impressed. "That's almost as good as my aunt Gafodil. She once drank a full thousand liters of Horneater white in one sitting."
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    Lard looked at the three drops of Urn Dragon blood, then up at 655 in disbelief. "You drank all of it?!"
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    It instead contained the Urn dragon blood.
  21. NameIess
    At the end of the three days, Lard, still droning on about how his second cousin three times removed has once been eaten by a Charizard, walked calmly over to Wizard, stole all the Urn dragon blood, and calmly walked away.
  22. NameIess
    "Go on? Why that reminds me of the time my brother Artemis 'went on' to create an entire civilization of bears! It was super interesting. He spent seventy years training those bears, but at the end of it he managed a fully functioning kingdom. Now, the real interesting part of that story is what the bears did after he lost interest in their civilisation..." Lard continued on like this for a solid three days, never pausing for breath.
  23. NameIess
    "How am I supposed to forget something like that? Even Jason wouldn't forget something like that." Lard launched into a story that described exactly how forgetful Jason was.
  24. NameIess
    "He's really bad at describing stuff."
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    "I'm talking about your true form, not this façade. My brother remembers you perfectly, and he could always see through to the truth of things." Lard took a threatening step towards Wizard. "So did you kill him?"
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