Jump to content

NameIess

Members
  • Posts

    6742
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    10

Everything posted by NameIess

  1. Except they couldn't murder each other, as that implies actual death.
  2. I do not believe that I ever said that it makes no sense for creation to be in that time frame.
  3. What do you mean? God created day and night on the first day, and I see no reason to believe that he didn't set the length of day and night (for earth) at that time as well.
  4. This was because Nameless had promised Moni he wouldn't kill anyone for ten pages.
  5. The civil war spread until the entire surface of the ocean burned red in the night, and the sky wept with sorrow.
  6. Well, I'd argue that it can mean a 24 hour period, and there was a light/dark cycle, as God created light, as well as the concept of day and night, on the first day.
  7. Then the world once again devolved into civil war.
  8. What purpose does it serve for God to be talking about the days of some other planet? To intentionally confuse the readers of the Bible? I've seen this perspective before, and I don't agree with it. I'll wait for your post in the other thread to discuss it.
  9. For a time, the inhabitants of the planet lived in peace and harmony.
  10. Well, Genesis 1:1 says "And there was evening and there was morning, the first day." I don't know why that'd be there if not to indicate that it was a literal day.
  11. Nameless took the opportunity to move the planet slightly before recreating it, leaving the Darkbeast to munch on it's pocket universe in solitude. The planet was now orbiting a pink star.
  12. Oh cool! I gotta get a picture! When you don't get that reference.
  13. I have no idea what those are, but their names sound scary. How many bones are in your body?
  14. Granted. Your bane is... oh wait, you don't need one. Have fun watching legendary pokemon destroy the world. I wish for the ability to control how hot or cold I am at any given time.
  15. Nameless waved hello to 655 and was about to ask who the phoenix was, when both the planet and time exploded.
  16. Nameless was a bit surprised when his war council was interrupted a phoenix carrying 655 bursting through his wall, followed close after by the Darkbeast, but he recovered quickly, throwing a pocket universe at the Darkbeast and pulling out his sword.
  17. And Nameless stopped the reaction. Lard, after dealing with the entire jedi council, turned to his brothers for advice. "Alright Legend, your shapeshifting isn't working. How about you Barath? You're the expert on these wither type things." Upon his call, Barath's shade formed from the miasma that swirled around Lard, scarred face frowning in concern. "I'm afraid I have only guesses. Never seen this particular breed of wither creature before, not in all my nights living. It seems to move by eating the reality. Perhaps a location with thicker reality will slow it? Closer to a Narrator, perhaps." Lard nodded gratefully, Barath fading back into the mass of shapeless souls. "Alright Legend, we need more speed if we're going to make it to a Narrator. Any ideas?" His brother grinned, shaping Lard into a phoenix, and the Haunted Man blasted off through the night sky, roaring straight towards the nearest Narrator.
  18. Lard answered this by eating the poisonous gas to get a poisoncloud power.
  19. Which was boring, so he spat out a massive star that destroyed the entire jedi council.
  20. Only Lard had the powers of Kirby, so it wasn't actually an issue.
  21. Lard seriously considered using sith lightning to kill the Zillo beast, but eventually decided to swallow it whole instead.
  22. Lard roared in exasperation, and transformed into a much faster dragon.
  23. Lard considered this for a moment before grabbing 655 in his claws and flying away rapidly. -- Fortunately for Nameless' kingdom, the inhabitants were all robots.
  24. "How many of them worship you, exactly? Like, what percentage?"
×
×
  • Create New...