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  1. NameIess
    "False gods? Real ones are so much more interesting. For example, take Garishima over there. a 100% real god of the winds. he's interesting."
  2. NameIess
    "Oh come on. Resets are fun! Why'd you have to do that?" Lard turned into a massive dragon and covered the Darkbeast in fire.
  3. NameIess
    "Oh yeah? Could you give me a brief, one-sentence explanation of the stuff on those worlds?"
  4. NameIess
    "Oh, yeah. I do have an empire. We blew up the entire multiverse and remade it from scratch, and this is the only world with stuff on it so far."
  5. NameIess
    "Yep. I'm now the richest person in TLT."
  6. NameIess
    "Since I won a fortune worth more than the universe itself."
  7. NameIess
    "So, you managed to revive yourself, huh? That's great!" Nameless smiled broadly, hugging Thaidakar.
  8. NameIess
    Not the real Lard of course. The real Lard had 655 brothers, not 500.
  9. NameIess
    But it tasted awful.
  10. NameIess
    Someone else gave Drozor and Irrelevant a seven course meal.
  11. NameIess
    Someone else handed Drozor some hardtack.
  12. NameIess
    Nameless raised an eyebrow. "You're a liar? How so?"
  13. NameIess
    "What?" Lard delicately wiped his mouth with a handkerchief. "I told you about my brother Kirby, didn't I?" -- Nameless cursed the world below the sea with a plague of undead.
  14. NameIess
    Lard promptly ate them all.
  15. NameIess
    "Well, the universe got destroyed. But then it got recreated!" Lard gestured at the tiny island. "This used to be the highest mountain in the entire world. Still is, I guess. Anyways, there was a flood. Wanna swim over to giant warship?"
  16. NameIess
    "What? weaken my strength? No thanks. I'd rather find a female channeler somewhere."
  17. NameIess
    So they rose.
  18. NameIess
    Nameless' house floated up to the top of the ocean, where he created a kingdom in the clouds.
  19. NameIess
    A massive waved swallowed everything, spreading across the entire planet, which was currently the entire multiverse.
  20. NameIess
    Nameless shrugged and slammed the door in Butt's unconscious face, preparing his house for the oncoming flood.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless looked at the sky. "Nah, there's plenty of water. Can't you see it in the air?"
  22. NameIess
    Nameless stuck his head out. "Oh, you're still alive? Why do you need water?"
  23. NameIess
    Nameless' house of course survived the blast.
  24. NameIess
    It exploded with enough force to explodify the entire multiverse.
  25. NameIess
    This was unfortunate, as that world contained the cure to explosions.
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