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  1. NameIess
    "My brother died seven centuries ago, killed by someone who looked and talked exactly like you."
  2. NameIess
    Lard glared at Wizard. "You wouldn't happen to be the bloke that killed my brother, would you?"
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    Lard stood up completely unscathed, and began continuing his ramble. "So then Alex got himself turned into a zombie, and by the time the others figured it out, he'd already killed half of them."
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    Then seven hundred liters of Urn dragon blood splattered directly on top of him.
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    Lard's story about how his remaining four hundred and seventy-seven brothers had all died in the underworld was cut off by a rather loud impact with the ground.
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    "Like my mother always said, never listen to disembodied voices!" Lard's laughing could barely be heard over the rushing wind. "I certainly don't. Why after the human pyramid thing, all my dead brothers haunted the rest of us, and I was the only one who didn't go to the underworld to rescue them. Now that's an excellent story. Let me tell it to you."
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    "Not me, but my brother Halmeth? Yeah. He was the only one above eight-hundred feet to survive. He's got the World Record for the longest survived freefall for a mortal."
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    "You know, falling through the air like this reminds me of the time me and my brothers decided to make a human pyramid, oldest at the bottom and youngest at the top. I'm the 378th brother, so I was only about 500 feet in the air when we collapsed, but Youngest?" Lard chuckled. "He fell a full 1200 feet."
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    Lard continued monologuing without a stutter.
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    At that precise moment, the Urn dragon was slain by a lance of fire.
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    Lard's ramble continued on, his voice creating a stomach-lurching drone as he went through his entire extended family history.
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    "My oldest brother's name is Varnah, and he's really boring. In order to understand exactly how boring he is, let me tell you about how he took his SAT." Lard launched into a detailed description of all of his brothers.
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    "That's a good name. Did you know I have 655 brothers? I can tell you all about them, if you'd like." "You can't. It's linked to you, and will die if you don't take good care of it."
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    "Okay fine. We can do this the hard way." Moni pulled out her pen and wrote on the survey. A super cute puppy named 'ASI' which stands for 'Avatar Stand in' appeared next to Thaidakar. "You're going to take care of this thing for as long as you're in the future."
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    "My name's Lard. What's yours?" Moni grabbed Thaidakar's shoulders. "Listen to me very carefully. Making avatars is not something you should do lightly, okay? In fact, how about you just refrain from doing it at all. At least until you have lots of experience Narrating."
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    A voice sounded next to him. "Hello neighbor. Glad to finally have someone to talk to. I've been in here for years."
  17. NameIess
    Nameless approved of this method. Moni did not. She jumped into the arena and got in between the trio of fighters and YT. "Killing people is not the same thing as character growth."
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    Nameless ignored this. "Hello Thaidakar. Nice to see you again. I concur with Wizard. You need character growth desperately."
  19. NameIess
    Nameless appeared just in time to hear this. "Wow, I hate him even more now."
  20. NameIess
    Butt's mafia buddies took him on a long walk down at the pier.
  21. NameIess
    "Oh. Do you know why Everyone hates me?"
  22. NameIess
    "You'd try to make another me?" Unintelligible looked hurt.
  23. NameIess
    "I'm Ookla the Unintelligible. Nice to meet you." "Oh come on Everyone, just tell-wait. Make another one?"
  24. NameIess
    "Oh. Well I don't believe you."
  25. NameIess
    "Oh. Okay. Are you sure I wouldn't understand?" "Hello there."
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