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  1. NameIess
    So Nameless exploded him with 3 tons of dynamite.
  2. NameIess
    "Oh, okay. I guess I'll just go die then."
  3. NameIess
    Nameless sighed. "You haven't read WoT, have you?"
  4. NameIess
    "You know, Saidin?"
  5. NameIess
    "Gentling is being cut off from the one power."
  6. NameIess
    Trees are nice. Not as good as plankton though. Not quite yet.
  7. NameIess
    Nameless raised his hand. "Does this clinic have someone who can heal gentling?"
  8. NameIess
    "Oh look! You're finally back!" Lard smiled. "That was quite a long journey. I'm all out of stories now, you know my entire backstory and family history."
  9. NameIess
    At that point, physics stopped working completely.
  10. NameIess
    Unfortunately, Team Rocket couldn't breath beyond the edge of reality.
  11. NameIess
    The anti-memeinator continued exploding all obstacles in the Ghanderflaffle's path.
  12. NameIess
    Chuck Norris was promptly exploded by an anti-memeinator.
  13. NameIess
    The Ghanderflaffle empire captured Wizard, using him as a new power source.
  14. NameIess
    This was fortunate, because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising, fueled by the blood of Urn Dragons and Eizards.
  15. NameIess
    The Urn Dragons were very happy.
  16. NameIess
    Unfortunately, Urn Dragons don't have an appeal court.
  17. NameIess
    "Yes, your honor. I already showed it. If you'd like me to show it again, I can." "And this new card is useless. I have evidence that it was faked."
  18. NameIess
    "That is correct, your honor."
  19. NameIess
    "By fire lance."
  20. NameIess
    Brandon Sanderson cleared his throat, peering around the giant stacks of paper. "Your honor? I would like to request a recess while we try to find the real card. Definitely not because I ran out of paper."
  21. NameIess
    "Oh dear. Was someone attempting to use counterfeit evidence?"
  22. NameIess
    "Your honor, that is not what the card says. The card states the in order for Wizard's acquisition of the Urn dragon blood to be legal, the Urn Dragon must die by farting."
  23. NameIess
    Taln landed in front of the judge with a crash. "Your honor, this line of reasoning is irrelevant. We have established that the Urn Dragon did not die by farting, so regardless of the veracity of this note, there is only one way this trial can end."
  24. NameIess
    I read some of them a really long time ago. Don't really remember much.
  25. NameIess
    "The Urn Dragons want to eat Wizard because he stole the blood of an Urn Dragon."
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