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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nameless, noticing this, stopped feeling emotions, spinning around rapidly and continuing to seamlessly deflect Scathach's blows. "You are fairly skilled, actually. More skilled than most."- 111866 replies
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Rep nodded, then vanished back into the shadows -- Nameless blocked the blows with a detached look on his face, then began his counterattack. Sword swinging with enough power to crack the stone beneath Scathach's feet, he forced the warrior backwards across the arena.- 111866 replies
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Nameless answered in kind, sword whipping through the air faster the the eye could follow as he deflected Scathach's attacks, face almost casual as he weathered the barrage of blows. "I'll need more than that. I'll have to draw him out of his lab, and for that... well, I'll need access to more than your armory."- 111866 replies
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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I'll need supplies. And substantial payment." -- Nameless summoned the sword back to his hand and went on the offensive, testing Scathach's defenses with an intricate set of blows.- 111866 replies
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Nameless swung his Narrationblade like it was a lightsaber. "You ready to lose for the first time, Scathach?" "Bringing in Nowhere will be... difficult. His lab has heavy protections."- 111866 replies
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Rep held out his hand. "Payment first. Then we can talk about another job."- 111866 replies
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"I'm sorry" Nameless said, voice booming out from his awesome throne thingy, "But since I didn't see you fighting any of those Narrators, and you beat them so quickly that you may have been colluding with them, you shall have one more opponent. Me." He leapt down into the arena, summoning a Narrationblade to his hands. "That wasn't part of the deal either. I have it with me now, and I'm not taking the risk of transporting it further without substantial compensation." Rep stepped from the shadows, holding out the crystal. "There have been enough complications already."- 111866 replies
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Nameless shrugged, waving his hand to open a door in the air. "You can leave if you want. Only Narrators who want to have to fight here." "That wasn't part of the deal."- 111866 replies
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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A voice spoke from the shadows. "Hello Abomination. I have what you asked for." -- Meanwhile, Nameless decided to let the Narrator Games run in the background, with an illustrious Grand prize for the competitor who managed to defeat at least three other Narrators in combat.- 111866 replies
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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nameless, watching from the crowd, was extremely tempted to interfere and kill Abomination, but elected to wait for the moment. He watched with interest as the last few pages were balefired, then shrugged and decided to keep the games going. With a snap of his fingers, the Narrator Games had begun.- 111866 replies
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Well the crowd doesn't know that. After some historians pointed out the incredible backstory of Scathach, the crowd was even more excited to see her get murdered by Abomination. -- Meanwhile, Gladnir watched in confusion. Did the Narrators like fighting to the death? With all the Narrators he'd kidnapped, not a single one had done anything against the Eizards.- 111866 replies
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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nah, it was a fake Abomination. They wanted to give him a challenge, so he's taking on two Narrators at once. The crowd had no idea who Scathach was, but they still wanted to see Abomination kill him. This was shaping up to be the best match in ages.- 111866 replies
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The crowd cheered wildly as Abomination entered, calling for the Narrators' blood.- 111866 replies
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NameIess replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Abomination was the real ultimate champion, having become a gladiator after discovering Gladnir's plan. He was always happy to have the chance to kill some Narrators, and had managed to kill three already.- 111866 replies
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The crowd went wild with cheering. Spook had actually managed to kill a Narrator? At last the ultimate champion would have a worthy opponent. His first match was up against the Abomination, the ultimate champion.- 111866 replies
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Nameless rolled his eyes, but 'died' quite convincingly.- 111866 replies
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Nameless sighed, pretending to stumble on something and dropping his sword. "Just get it over with."- 111866 replies
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Nameless flipped a coin with one hand, casually defending himself from Spook with the other. "Oof. Looks like you win."- 111866 replies
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"Well, in that case, I say we flip a coin. Heads or tails?"- 111866 replies
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"Pretty decent. I've had some practice. You?"- 111866 replies
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Nameless stepped backwards nimbly, wounds healing. "You know, if one of us doesn't die soon, the crowd's not going to be happy." Indeed, the crowd was very upset that the Narrators were not dying like they were supposed to.- 111866 replies
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Nameless took this opportunity to stab Spook in the face. Moni, barely avoiding a burst of flame, agreed. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a pen, writing 'the dragon lions stopped their violent attack on Moni, realizing she was actually a nice person." Or at least she tried to. What she actually wrote was: 'the drg n ions upped the volent atk no Moni, realing he actuulu o nose pear.' Turns out it's really hard to write and dodge fire at the same time.- 111866 replies
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Moni, who was desperately trying to avoid becoming dragon lion food, agreed with this sentiment.- 111866 replies
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Nameless took the opportunity to stab Spook in the face.- 111866 replies
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Nameless shrugged and decided to just kill Spook instead.- 111866 replies
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