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  1. NameIess
    Brandon Sanderson cleared his throat, peering around the giant stacks of paper. "Your honor? I would like to request a recess while we try to find the real card. Definitely not because I ran out of paper."
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    "Oh dear. Was someone attempting to use counterfeit evidence?"
  3. NameIess
    "Your honor, that is not what the card says. The card states the in order for Wizard's acquisition of the Urn dragon blood to be legal, the Urn Dragon must die by farting."
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    Taln landed in front of the judge with a crash. "Your honor, this line of reasoning is irrelevant. We have established that the Urn Dragon did not die by farting, so regardless of the veracity of this note, there is only one way this trial can end."
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    I read some of them a really long time ago. Don't really remember much.
  6. NameIess
    "The Urn Dragons want to eat Wizard because he stole the blood of an Urn Dragon."
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    Which books? the Nicholas Flammel ones? "But even if it was going to die of gas, it did not. As you can conclusively see from the evidence, the dragon was slain by the fire spear. Therefore your paper is invalid, and this trial should immediately end."
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    Brandon replied in the affirmative. "If you'll turn your attention to this scrying device, I will bring up the moment in question." "Any further questions?"
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    Brandon Sanderson finished his 3,251,322,846th Taln joke, then decided to take a short break. "You see, loyal judge, the dragon was killed by a fire spear. So that paper is invalid."
  10. NameIess
    Brandon sighed and started using two pens instead.
  11. NameIess
    Taln objected to this.
  12. NameIess
    Brandon Sanderson took offense to this, and decided to start using a COLEMAK keyboard.
  13. NameIess
    Unfortunately, as we all know, in a writing race between Brandon Sanderson and Wizard (along with the entire internet), Brandon Sanderson wins.
  14. NameIess
    Upon the beginning of the trial, Brandon immediately started writing more awesome stuff that Taln had done.
  15. NameIess
    Nameless smiled cryptically. "Legends so ancient lose many details once thought important." Taln and Chuck Norris gave Brandon Sanderson a hard stare.
  16. NameIess
    The two lawyers strode up to each other, the greatest beings in all existence, prepared to do battle.
  17. NameIess
    When the trial began, Taln showed up in his suit of specially made Honorplate, ready to destroy the opposition.
  18. NameIess
    Taln put on a suit in preparation for the trial.
  19. NameIess
    The Urn Dragons did not care for lawyers, but they made an exception for Chuck Norris, and got their own. Talenelat'Elin, herald of war, prepared to lawyer it up against Chuck Norris.
  20. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon high council did not appreciate people questioning them questions, especially someone so antagonistic as Wizard.
  21. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon called a meeting of the council to discuss Wizard's transgressions.
  22. NameIess
    The Urn Dragon pointed out that the other Urn Dragon in question had died from fire spear.
  23. NameIess
    Lard considered how to un-dustify 655. he collected the ashes in the Urn Dragon's heart, then started trekking towards the Far Ocean, talking all the while.
  24. NameIess
    Lard looked very impressed. "That's almost as good as my aunt Gafodil. She once drank a full thousand liters of Horneater white in one sitting."
  25. NameIess
    Lard looked at the three drops of Urn Dragon blood, then up at 655 in disbelief. "You drank all of it?!"
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